Apostolic Friends Forum
Tab Menu 1
Go Back   Apostolic Friends Forum > The Fellowship Hall > The Newsroom
Facebook

Notices

The Newsroom FYI: News & Current Events, Political Discussions, etc.


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 04-11-2007, 01:51 PM
revrandy's Avatar
revrandy revrandy is offline
His Eminance, High Potatohead Potatotate


 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Stockton, California
Posts: 5,376
Eighty Year Old Woman Arrested!!!

This 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before
the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" "A can of peaches."

The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied
that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the
can. She replied that there were six.

The judge said, "Then I'll give you six days in jail."


Before the judge could actually pronounce the sentence, the woman's husband
spoke up and asked if he could say something.

"Very well," said the judge. "What is it?"

"She took a can of peas too."
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 04-11-2007, 01:52 PM
freeatlast's Avatar
freeatlast freeatlast is offline
the ultracon


 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: smack dab in da middle
Posts: 4,443
Yo Bad !!
__________________
God has lavished his love upon me.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 04-11-2007, 02:02 PM
HeavenlyOne HeavenlyOne is offline
Lofty, Scientific, and Literal


 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 11,736
Quote:
Originally Posted by revrandy View Post
This 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before
the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" "A can of peaches."

The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied
that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the
can. She replied that there were six.

The judge said, "Then I'll give you six days in jail."


Before the judge could actually pronounce the sentence, the woman's husband
spoke up and asked if he could say something.

"Very well," said the judge. "What is it?"

"She took a can of peas too."
ROFL! My daughter loved that too!
__________________
I've gone and done it now! I'm on Facebook!!!
My Countdown Counting down to: My world crashing to the ground.
Is this what being 40 is all about???
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 04-11-2007, 02:35 PM
Allan
Guest


 
Posts: n/a
For a moment I thought it was serious >_<. Until it came to the end .
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 04-11-2007, 02:46 PM
Esther's Avatar
Esther Esther is offline
Administrator


 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 12,362
Quote:
Originally Posted by revrandy View Post
This 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before
the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" "A can of peaches."

The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied
that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the
can. She replied that there were six.

The judge said, "Then I'll give you six days in jail."


Before the judge could actually pronounce the sentence, the woman's husband
spoke up and asked if he could say something.

"Very well," said the judge. "What is it?"

"She took a can of peas too."
Your bad! lol
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 04-11-2007, 02:52 PM
Pressing-On's Avatar
Pressing-On Pressing-On is offline
Not riding the train


 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 48,430
Quote:
Originally Posted by revrandy View Post
This 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before
the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" "A can of peaches."

The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied
that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the
can. She replied that there were six.

The judge said, "Then I'll give you six days in jail."


Before the judge could actually pronounce the sentence, the woman's husband
spoke up and asked if he could say something.

"Very well," said the judge. "What is it?"

"She took a can of peas too."


I'm going to open a can of peas and see how much time she has coming!!!
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 04-11-2007, 05:09 PM
MrsMcD's Avatar
MrsMcD MrsMcD is offline
Prayerful lives are powerful


 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,711
I was feeling so sorry for this eighty year old lady...
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
In the Year 2029 deacon blues Fellowship Hall 8 06-03-2013 01:03 PM
15 year old with possible cancerous mass on ovary Margies3 Prayer Closet 9 03-17-2007 10:07 PM
Article about woman who visits her autistic brother's church...which is Pentecostal becky123abc The Newsroom 10 03-15-2007 08:18 AM
Sad story, 12 year old dies from a tooth ache. COOPER The Newsroom 5 03-01-2007 05:56 PM
A Year and A Day Trouvere Fellowship Hall 8 02-20-2007 07:15 PM

 
User Infomation
Your Avatar

Latest Threads
- by Salome
- by Salome

Help Support AFF!

Advertisement




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:41 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.