1.. Only in America..... .can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in America..... .are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
3. Only in America..... .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America..... .do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a DIET coke.
5. Only in America..... .do banks leave both vault doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America..... .do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
7. Only in America..... .do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.
8. Only in America..... .do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'
9. Only in America..... .do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille
lettering.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
AND ONLY IN AMERICA where we have people on an Oneness APOSTOLIC forum that will argue on does it really take that to be saved. But this is America Jack and we love it
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