Monkey's Top Tips for GOP

Monkeyman · #1 05-23-2008, 03:35 PM

These are some tips to save your party this election:

Extract DNA from Ronald Reagan's corpse then reverse your stance on cloning.

Stop insinuating that Barack Obama's a Muslim. And start outright saying it.

Make Bill O'Reilly more appealing by belt-sanding his horns down.

Hire some people who ARE hip, instead of people who BREAK hips.

Form a Newt Gingrich, Karl Rove, Donald Rumsfeld boy-band!

Exile Anne Coulter.

Replace the elephant mascot with 2 otters holding hands while floating down a river (Youtube doesn't lie!)

Pay for a hunting trip for Barak and Cheney

Ferd · #2 05-23-2008, 03:47 PM

LOL! awesome!

pelathais · #3 05-23-2008, 03:50 PM

Hey MM - what's the "otter" reference? I miss all the viral videos so I suspect I'm missing something funny here.

bkstokes · #4 05-23-2008, 03:56 PM

That was funny! I didn't get the otter reference either.

Carpenter · #5 05-23-2008, 04:15 PM

Here are a few more...

Figure out a way to tax liberalism.

Replace Hamilton with Ronald Reagan on the $10 bill.

Bankrupt Obama's personal publication...I mean Newsweek magazine

Somehow influence John McCain to look our way

Get Obama and Louis Farakahan on CNN, the Today Show, and GMA and ya know...let them just talk with one another.

Monkeyman · #6 05-23-2008, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bkstokes

That was funny! I didn't get the otter reference either.

There was a stupid little video that was emailed by everyone and their mother...2 little otters, floating down a river, and holding hands. I probably got it emailed to me over 20X!!! If everyone loved it that much, maybe cuteness would help the GOP...look, I can't bat a 1000 everytime!!!

Monkeyman · #7 05-23-2008, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carpenter

Here are a few more...

Figure out a way to tax liberalism.

Replace Hamilton with Ronald Reagan on the $10 bill.

Bankrupt Obama's personal publication...I mean Newsweek magazine

Somehow influence John McCain to look our way

Get Obama and Louis Farakahan on CNN, the Today Show, and GMA and ya know...let them just talk with one another.

LOL!!!! Haaaa, this is sooo true!

Ferd · #8 05-23-2008, 04:25 PM

i would settle for someone finding an actual republican in Washington.

after this farm bill i am beginning to wonder if there are any?

TRFrance · #9 05-23-2008, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bkstokes

That was funny! I didn't get the otter reference either.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkeyman

There was a stupid little video that was emailed by everyone and their mother...2 little otters, floating down a river, and holding hands. I probably got it emailed to me over 20X!!! If everyone loved it that much, maybe cuteness would help the GOP...look, I can't bat a 1000 everytime!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno