" THE REAL REASON FOR THE UPCI's $25 Fee "

[Bishop1]

" THE REAL REASON FOR THE UPCI's $25 Fee "


I Got It Straight From His Mouth To My Ears !

A UPCI DISTRICT SUPerINdANT

has informed me {with a straight face} that

the REAL REASON for the entrance FEE

IS

" T E R R O R I S M " !

YEP

It Is Because Of Homland Security !


They Are Afraid OThat The

Moslums & Muzlums

May Try To Attend And

" DISRUPT THE UNITY "

Of The Tampa Convention !



What Say Ye ?



Bishop1

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Bishop1

" THE REAL REASON FOR THE UPCI's $25 Fee "


I Got It Straight From His Mouth To My Ears !

A UPCI DISTRICT SUPerINdANT

has informed me {with a straight face} that

the REAL REASON for the entrance FEE

IS

" T E R R O R I S M " !

YEP

It Is Because Of Homland Security !


They Are Afraid OThat The

Moslums & Muzlums

May Try To Attend And

" DISRUPT THE UNITY "

Of The Tampa Convention !



What Say Ye ?



Bishop1

Wuz it Terrorists who invented TV?

How long was this gentleman able to hold that straight face?

[daddyof2]

Anyone with half a mind can figure this one out...nothing funny about it.

Large group rents large auditorium in large city. Officials of said auditorium and said city want to protect themselves and the people who are a part of large group...so they screen people coming into large auditorium. Screening and other procedures cost a lot of money.

Shouldn't be to hard to figure out...

LOl~ Yeah right! Maybe I'll try useing that line the next time I want hold a geather...After all what's $ 25.00 a head, if it's all in the name of T E R R O R I S M... So were that faith that God will keep you, I guess nothing is free anymore.

[daddyof2]

Originally Posted by CupCake

LOl~ Yeah right! Maybe I'll try useing that line the next time I want hold a geather...After all what's $ 25.00 a head, if it's all in the name of T E R R O R I S M... So were that faith that God will keep you, I guess nothing is free anymore.

Ummm....it doesn't have anything to do with the faith that God will keep you. If an auditorium wants to have security measures in place that is their right. It is not only the terrorism thing either. I have a VERY close relative who is on the General Board and he stated various reasons including the security concerns to why a fee was the way to go.

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Originally Posted by daddyof2

Ummm....it doesn't have anything to do with the faith that God will keep you. If an auditorium wants to have security measures in place that is their right. It is not only the terrorism thing either. I have a VERY close relative who is on the General Board and he stated various reasons including the security concerns to why a fee was the way to go.

$500,000 deficits are a bigger reason.....


Homeland Security is a factor, but that should be included in the scheduling of the events.

[ManOfWord]

Hey, why don't we just hire "Borat" to take the podium and talk about his good friend "Mr. Jesus" and tell all his foreign "brothers" that Jesus is just alright with him? Gotta be cheaper than $25/head!

[Ron]

Originally Posted by ManOfWord

Hey, why don't we just hire "Borat" to take the podium and talk about his good friend "Mr. Jesus" and tell all his foreign "brothers" that Jesus is just alright with him? Gotta be cheaper than $25/head!

That is if he can make it past The Mississippi Brethren!

[Esther]

Originally Posted by daddyof2

Anyone with half a mind can figure this one out...nothing funny about it.

Large group rents large auditorium in large city. Officials of said auditorium and said city want to protect themselves and the people who are a part of large group...so they screen people coming into large auditorium. Screening and other procedures cost a lot of money.

Shouldn't be to hard to figure out...

What if they say, we trust Jesus and don't need anyone else?