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12-24-2009, 09:27 PM
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Christmas 2009
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I Saw Santa Smoking
Santa pulled up beside us tonight in an old SUV and he was smoking a cigarette. I think I'm warped for life. 
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12-24-2009, 10:06 PM
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Jesus' Name Pentecostal
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Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
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Originally Posted by Sherri
Santa pulled up beside us tonight in an old SUV and he was smoking a cigarette. I think I'm warped for life. |
Well, in the Night Before Christmas or A Visit from St. Nicholas he was a pipe smoker.
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12-24-2009, 10:11 PM
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Jesus' Name Pentecostal
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Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
These are some old pictures from the story.
These are the "old landmarks" with a pipe smoking Santa.
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12-24-2009, 10:28 PM
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Genesis 11:10
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Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
bah,humbug-i saw Batman drinking beer with wonderwoman when I was in the pizza business. They were hired for some kid's party.
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12-24-2009, 10:29 PM
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America, bless God.
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Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
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Originally Posted by Sam
These are some old pictures from the story.
These are the "old landmarks" with a pipe smoking Santa.
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Ah, the good ol' days, when it was manly to smoke the pipe. 
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12-24-2009, 10:31 PM
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Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
His eyes — how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.
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"You will be hated for my sake-Just remember that it should be for MY sake and not YOURS-
Do NOT act in such a way as to be offensive, and then blame it on me"
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12-24-2009, 10:51 PM
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Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
He's just getting used to his ultimate destination!
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12-24-2009, 11:43 PM
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Go Dodgers!
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Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
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Originally Posted by Sherri
Santa pulled up beside us tonight in an old SUV and he was smoking a cigarette. I think I'm warped for life. |
It must not have been the real Santa.
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Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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12-25-2009, 07:14 AM
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Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
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Originally Posted by Praxeas
It must not have been the real Santa.
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Ah yes, the imposter....
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(Common sense is not so common.)
Voltaire
Common sense is genius dressed in working clothes.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
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12-25-2009, 07:25 AM
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Sister Alvear
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Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
I agree...an imposter...
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