Please Please Let Me Out

Dear Admin,

I realize I made a big mistake by registering on this forum. I thought I would say hi to a couple of old friends and leave. I've sent you a couple of requests asking to be deleted, and have received no reply.

I feel like the man in the old song who couldn't get off the bus for lack of a nickel.

What must I do to be allowed to leave?

Get banned? I'm capable.

So please, read your mail and let me out of here! I can't tolerant the bigotry.

Thank you,

Thumbsucker