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Choices
A Holiness Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied in a very righteous voice, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute than to let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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05-20-2007, 07:22 PM
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05-20-2007, 07:23 PM
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Funny ... Sam ... lol.
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05-20-2007, 07:43 PM
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He must have been a UPCI preacher...you know the kind...gag at a gnat and swallow a camel  !
j/k
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05-20-2007, 08:09 PM
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I don't think this was appropriate.
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05-20-2007, 08:17 PM
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A Holiness preacher was standing on the platform.
A well endowed young lady came forward in response to the invitation and stood before him.
She had on a low cut blouse which exposed quite a bit of cleavage.
The minister said, in his most authoritarian and righteous voice, "Young lady, I am a Holiness preacher and I look down on dresses like that."
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Sam also known as Jim Ellis
Apostolic in doctrine
Pentecostal in experience
Charismatic in practice
Non-denominational in affiliation
Inter-denominational in fellowship
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05-20-2007, 08:30 PM
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:sshhh 
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05-20-2007, 08:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
A Holiness preacher was standing on the platform.
A well endowed young lady came forward in response to the invitation and stood before him.
She had on a low cut blouse which exposed quite a bit of cleavage.
The minister said, in his most authoritarian and righteous voice, "Young lady, I am a Holiness preacher and I look down on dresses like that."
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Sam must be hitting the hard stuff tonight...Double shot of Espresso....
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05-20-2007, 08:32 PM
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Create Your Own Rainbows!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
A Holiness Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied in a very righteous voice, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute than to let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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05-20-2007, 08:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CupCake
Sam must be hitting the hard stuff tonight...Double shot of Espresso.... |
Think he had a choice? 
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