" In Memorie Of Apostolic Kitty "

[Bishop1]

This Thread
Is DediCATed
to the Memory
Of Apostolic Kitty

"WHERE
DO PETS
COME FROM ?

A newly discovered chapter
in the Book of GENESIS
has provided the answer to
"Where do pets come from?"

Adam and Eve said,
"Lord, when we were in the garden,
you walked with us every day.
Now we do not see you any more.
We are lonesome here,
and it is difficult for us to remember
how much you love us."

GOD said,
I will create a companion for you
that will be with you
and will be a reflection of my love for you,
so that you will love me
even when you cannot see me.
Regardless of how selfish
or childish
or unlovable you may be,
this new companion
will accept you as you are
and will love you as I do,
in spite of yourselves."

GOD created a new animal
to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And
it was a good animal.
And
GOD was pleased.

The new animal was pleased
to be with Adam and Eve
and he wagged his tail.
And
Adam said, "Lord, I have already named
all the animals in the Kingdom
and
I cannot think of a name
for this new animal."

GOD said,
" I have created this new animal
to be a reflection of my love for you,
his name will be a reflection of my own name,
and
you will call him DOG."

Dog lived with Adam and Eve
and
was a companion to them and loved them
And
they were comforted.
And
GOD was pleased.
And
Dog was content
and
wagged his tail.

After a while,
it came to pass
that an angel came to the Lord and said,
"Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride.
They strut and preen like peacocks
and
they believe they are worthy of adoration.
Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved,
but
perhaps too well"

God said,
I will create for them a companion
who will be with them
and
who will see them as they are.
The companion will remind them of their limitations,
so they will know that they are not always
worthy of adoration."

So
GOD created CAT
to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And
Cat would not obey them.
And
when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes,
They Were Reminded
That They Were not
The Supreme Beings.

And
Adam and Eve Learned Humility.

And
they were greatly improved.


And
GOD was pleased

And
Dog was happy.

And
Cat Didn't Give A 'RIP' One Way Or The Other.





Bishop1

[commonsense]

As the owner of our third cat, and therefore the voice of experience....too true

[RevDWW]

So true.



Have I mentioned that the word 'worship' in the greek denotes "like a dog licks the Masters hand" before? My do Jolee Belle worships me......

Worship
G4352
proskuneō
Thayer Definition:

1) to kiss the hand to (towards) one, in token of reverence

2) among the Orientals, especially the Persians, to fall upon the knees and touch the ground with the forehead as an expression of profound reverence

3) in the NT by kneeling or prostration to do homage (to one) or make obeisance, whether in order to express respect or to make supplication

3a) used of homage shown to men and beings of superior rank

3a1) to the Jewish high priests

3a2) to God

3a3) to Christ

3a4) to heavenly beings

3a5) to demons

Part of Speech: verb

A Related Word by Thayer’s/Strong’s Number: from G4314 and a probable derivative of G2965 (meaning to kiss, like a dog licking his master’s hand)
Citing in TDNT: 6:758, 948

Total KJV Occurrences: 60

worship, 35

Matt 2:2, Matt 4:8-10 (3), Luke 4:7-8 (2), John 4:20-24 (8), John 12:20, Acts 7:43, Acts 8:27, Acts 24:11, 1 Cor 14:25, Heb 1:6, Rev 4:9-10 (2), Rev 9:20, Rev 11:1, Rev 13:8, Rev 13:12, Rev 13:15, Rev 14:7, Rev 14:9, Rev 14:11, Rev 15:4, Rev 19:10 (2), Rev 22:8-9 (2)

worshipped, 24

Matt 2:11, Matt 8:2, Matt 9:18, Matt 14:33, Matt 18:25-26 (2), Matt 28:9, Matt 28:17, Mark 5:6, Mark 15:19, Luke 24:52, John 4:20, John 9:38, Acts 10:25, Heb 11:21, Rev 5:14, Rev 7:11, Rev 11:16, Rev 13:4 (2), Rev 16:2, Rev 19:4, Rev 19:20, Rev 20:4

worshipping, 1

Matt 20:20

[Malvaro]

Cats=Roadkill

But I've never harmed a cat; can Vick say that???

[Bishop1]

RevDWW ;

Yer Prolific Post
Sorta Reminded Me
Of
Dat PreFound Statement
Made By The Indian Chief -

It Seemed That
He Had Just Returned
From A Buffalo Hunting Party
As
He Dismounted His Favorite Horse
He Was Informed Of The Following ;

A Large Rival Indian Raiding Party
had swooped down on his Villiage
Killing All
Of The Remaining Braves,
Savagely Torturing and Beating His Squaw,
Taking Her And All Of The Indian Maidens
Captive
They Also Took The Chief's Dog -

The Hunting Party
Gathered Around The Chief
As He Sat THERE Quietly On The Ground
And
They All Were Straining Eagerly To Hear
The Chief's Explicit Instructions
As What To Do

THE GREAT CHIEF UTTERED
TWO PROFOUND WORDS




DOG GONE




Bishop1

[mfblume]

Cats? They're obnoxious and spitey and care about nothing nor anyone else. lol

[RevDWW]

Ever wonder why there is a cat in catapult?

[Bishop1]

I've submitted some good Photos on this THREAD ;

# 1 - " Grand Kids & Good Dogs "

# 2 - " Motorcycle 1 / Beaudreaux 0 "

# 3 - " Pampered Pet "

# 4 - " Me & Uncle Buster "





Bishop1

[Bishop1]

MORE

# 1 - " I'm King Of This Hill "
{across from Motel in Port Huron}

# 2 - " I Ain't Agonna Go "
{ headed to the Vet for shots }

# 3 - " In Trouble Again "
{ just had to get into the Giftwraping "

# 4 - " Hallelujah, My Sins Are Gone "
{ onlooker joins outdoor baptosm }




Bishop1

[Bishop1]

More Good Dawgs

# 1 - " Whuuuuuuuuups "
{ Yhis Porshe's Got takeoff }

# 2 - " I Didn't Hear Nuttin '

# 3 - " I Didn't See Nuttin Either "

# 4 - " It's Cool Down Hear In The Shade "

Bishop1