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ALL definitions that had posters adding additional meanings have been added in the order they were posted. Thanks to The Mrs. for proofing, helping with the Smilies, graphic links and adding suggestions!
- (noun & verb) 1.
Special treatment for certain members of the board. Typically reserved for use by rrford. 2.
The primary hobby of UPC and/or Apostolic preachers who actually believe some things are sin. *See also Standards. 3.
When a preacher tells someone something they don't want to hear.
- (noun) The quality of life which allows liberals to speak.
- A term that encapsulates all Apostolic Oneness Apostolics of all organizations, the UPC, the ALJC, the GIB, the ABC... The term was coined by Carpenter who was tired of saying something about the UPC culture only for someone to waste his time and say, "Well, I believe in standards but I am not in the UPC..."
- (noun) The subject of much controversy, this term refers to those whose love has waxed cold. See also Going Charismatic.
Balanced, See Moderate
- The place where God abides, and a vessel in whom he delights! A lover of Truth and a Lover of Souls!
- See Coopering.
Bearing False Witness
- (verb) According to Chancellor, what the "Wicked" constantly do, even precluding eating and sleeping. *Addendum: by Coonskinner - Also used to describe references to song leaders as "worship leaders."
Beating a Dead Horse
- this term is used on topics that are discussed over and over and over and over and over and over again. Example - standards.
Being like Coonskinner
- (idiom) an admonition to straighten out and be pleasant, a gentleman, and to honor women and wildlife in harmony with God and nature. Often issued when PMS, Coopering or Posse activity is detected.
*See also Christlike. *See also Humility. *See also Benny Hinn's Wife.
Be Thou Comforted
- A Scriptural response to the feeble-minded. See I Thessalonians 5:14. An important ministry on NFCF. See also Liberal.
- (noun) Acronym for Big Fat Meanie, a term sometimes used to refer to members of the Posse, or those who are like minded. Meant originally as a pejorative term, but considered as honorific by those so referenced.
Big Red Truck
- (noun) Things placed into view at times that RRFORD's intellectual sensibilities prohibit sitting one more moment staring at such things without motivating us all to move beyond the obvious.
- (noun/adjective) Coined by Rhoni to describe the person or the condition of a person who is not responsive to psychobabble, and expresses views worthy of professional study.
Blame the Lortab
- funny, outlandish, bizarre post.
- (verb) A word used to descripe Elder Elpley's assertion that not everyone is saved, and that people can speak in tongues without being saved.
Blue Denim Whale
- (noun) Coined to denigrate very large Apostolic ladies who sometimes wear denim skirts. Normally accompanied by Coopering. Denim skirt is normally worn with white bobby socks and tennis shoes.
Bobbed Hair Woman
- self explanatory (or see Renda's avatar pic) *See Epleyisms.
- (noun) A stubborn, cranky NFCF male poster experiencing PMS.
- A term for WWOD who fails to see the true argument to this very day.
Britney Spears Look-Alike
- Any female who has given up man-made standards. *See also Jan Crouch.
Term used to let disgruntled posters know that while we were happy to have them here, they are now free to move about the country and we wish them well on their journey to better posting-grounds, mm'kay? Buh-bye now!
Term used to let Pressing-On know that she has exceeded her sign-off message limit, and must now exit the building. Buh-bye now! Okay, Buh-bye!
- (noun) Coined by ILG as a referrence to the female gender who must cover herself entirely from head to toe to insure no lust will be incited in the male species anywhere near her vicinity.
Butchering the Hogs
- (verb) Coined by Brother Epley, this is a term that refers to the kind of passionate preaching of Bible truths that edifies the sincere and infuriates the carnal.