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Old 10-11-2015, 01:01 AM
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Thumbs down Re: Things "Another Jesus" Might Say

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Originally Posted by deacon blues View Post
Then Peter said unto them, Repent with true tearful and loathesome angst, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ being fully immersed by a Oneness preacher for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost with initial evidence of speaking in other tongues, living an overcoming life free from all jewelry, make-up, pants on women, with hair on women uncut, no facial hair on men, devoid of bowling, movie theaters, organized sports and professional sporting events, amusement parks, carnivals, or county fairs, no wedding rings, sleeves long enough to cover the elbow, no card games, games with dice, Old Maid, or Monopoly, no television, rented movies from Red Box, nor any Hollywood produced entertainment, and then maybe just maybe if you call on the name of the Lord you might be saved.
The line and precept of the word teach us that these are what identify Apostolic. If you don believe this you are lost my friend and you are not apostolic. Very lolo!
God i givim truth ia long yumi, False doctrine ee cause'm plenty sick 'long Pentikos people today.
God has given us this truth, but false doctrine has destroyed many Pentecostal people in our day.
Not happy to read this mokery, a deacon should have more sense.
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Last edited by Cracker Barrel; 10-11-2015 at 01:05 AM. Reason: My English is so bad
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