Quote:
Originally Posted by John Atkinson
Out and out lie... no
Making the truth dance a fine jig... that is something else entirely. And withholding information isn't a lie.
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SS Officer: "Vee have reason to beleef you may be hiding someone in your cellar! Vell? Speak up!"
John: "Well, uh, I wouldn't
not say I'm
not hiding anyone there."
SS Office: "Oh. OK, zen. Auf Wiedersehen, Herr Atkinson."
John: "Auf Wiedersehen. And thanks for not asking about the attic!"