The Preacher's New Teeth

[Sam]

A preacher had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made.

The first Sunday, he preached 10 minutes.

The second Sunday, he preached 20 minutes.

On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour and 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded

“The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.

The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot so I kept my sermon pretty short.

The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...and I couldn't stop talking.”

[faithit166]

too funny sam

[canam]

Ha ha !! Mother takes little Billy to the bathroom and sits him on the toilet and says, try Billy,she leaves him there for awhile and she can hear him grunting and grunting, so she peeks throught the door and as he grunts he slapped himself on top of the head ,she steps in and says Billy, how ya doing ,he goes mommy it hasnt worked yet ,she says well you can stay here as long as you want Billy,but why did you just slap yourself on top of the head? he goes, it works for ketchup mommy.