Things "Another Jesus" Might Say

[votivesoul]

In this post, the idea is to take a real Scripture quotation from Jesus in the Gospels, and to twist it's wording so as to make it say something else, something "another Jesus" might say.

I'll go first:

Upon any old rock you find, you can build your church however you want.

The idea is to teach and edify one another by showing how important it is to truly know and understand the words of our Savior. If they should say something else, how much different the Christian faith might look!

Now it's your turn...

[Esaias]

He who has seen Me has seen someone other than the Father, that is, the Father's Twin Son?

[Esaias]

Except a man be born via his mother breaking water and of the Spirit he cannot go to heaven?

[Esaias]

(Jesus came preaching the gospel, saying) You will soon be able to go to heaven when you die by not actually ceasing from your sinfulness and by accepting me as your Savioyr.

[Esaias]

He that believes and is baptized is already saved...

[Esaias]

Father, sanctify them by thy truth (but not entirely, at least not before they die)...

[Esaias]

Don't even desire to be perfect as your Father in heaven is perfect...

[shag]

I just now thought of sonething, if water means water birth in John 3, then no babies that ever died before birth/without a water breaking will be in heaven.

Except a man is born of water(child birth water break) & spirit, he cannot enter...

[shazeep]

Originally Posted by shag

I just now thought of sonething, if water means water birth in John 3, then no babies that ever died before birth/without a water breaking will be in heaven.

Except a man is born of water(child birth water break) & spirit, he cannot enter...

you are kidding, right?

[shag]

On the one hand, one could say that if a woman gets shot and killed during pregnancy, and the baby never was born yet died with her, the baby cannot enter the kingdom of heaven. And an individual cannot go to heaven unless they were Waterburg the way Nicodemus was explaining… On the other hand, one could assume that Jesus was only referring to man that had been born, and excluding everyone that is not been physically water birth by their mother