Five Ways to Get Rid of Your Pastor

[jwharv]

Five Ways to Get Rid of Your Pastor

1:Sit up front, smile and say "amen" every time he says something good. He will preach himself to death.

2:Pat him on the back and tell him what good work he is doing in the church and community. He will work himself to death.

3:Increase your offering in the church. Then he will suffer from shock.

4:Tell him you have decided to join the visitation group and win souls for the Lord. He will probably suffer a heart attack.

5:Get the whole church to band together and pray for him. He will get so efficient that some other church will hear about him and give him a call. That will take him off your hands.

[Trouvere]

Harv you are bad

If people did all of that for their pastor, he would be so happy and motivated that he would probably be a much better pastor than ever before!!!.....This is FantasyLand. LOL

[jwharv]

Originally Posted by Trouvere

Harv you are bad

Who me?????????????????

[Nahum]

Originally Posted by jwharv

Five Ways to Get Rid of Your Pastor

1:Sit up front, smile and say "amen" every time he says something good. He will preach himself to death.

2:Pat him on the back and tell him what good work he is doing in the church and community. He will work himself to death.

3:Increase your offering in the church. Then he will suffer from shock.

4:Tell him you have decided to join the visitation group and win souls for the Lord. He will probably suffer a heart attack.

5:Get the whole church to band together and pray for him. He will get so efficient that some other church will hear about him and give him a call. That will take him off your hands.

I love it!

Reminds me of the church whose pastor kept driving up to the railroad crossing everyday. He would leave the church office around noon, drive to the tracks and just sit there and watch the train go by. He would then turn right around and head back to the office. He did this day after day for weeks on end until finally a deacon in the church asked him what what was going on, and why he kept making the trip. The pastor responded "well Sir, every now and again I like to see something move around here that I'm not pushing".