Is AFF the "Apostate Forum" ???

[revrandy]

Originally Posted by BoredOutOfMyMind

I was handed a CA license to drown bait for 2008. It came with a $40 Ace Hardware Gift Card.

I have no pole, no tackle and no clue.

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

Wow, you sound a lot like Randy!




My advice is to pm Freeatlast.


That boy is the best fisherman on this board.


He makes me want to puke.

Don't have to be a Bustard Brother to recognize the green eyed spirut of envy......

I will pray for you my friend that when on the water "Thy faith fail thee not"...

[Nahum]

Originally Posted by BoredOutOfMyMind

TANFUTI There Are No Fish Under the Ice

There Are No Fish Under The Ice!

A blonde woman notices the popularity of ice fishing , and decides to try it for herself. Determined to take the sport up properly, she heads to the library and reads, not one, but three books on ice fishing from cover to cover. Armed with a list of ice fishing gear, she heads to the nearest sporting goods store to pick out top-notch equipment.

The next day, the woman heads to the nearest frozen pond and begins to set up the stool she had purchased. Settling in, she reaches for her saw and begins to cut a hole through the ice.

Booming from above comes a voice: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!"

Jumping back, the woman looks all around, but she's alone on the ice.

A bit disturbed, she moves about 20 feet down the pond, sets up her stool, and begins to saw again.

Again comes the voice: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!"

Once again, she looks around, but just as before, there's not a soul in sight. She decides to move clear to the other end of the pond, as far from the voice as possible.

This time, just as she settles down on the stool, before she has even reached for the saw, she hears the booming voice again: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!"

Trembling now, she calls out in a timid voice, "Is that you, Lord?"

"NO", replies the voice, "I'M THE SHARK'S ICE HOCKEY RINK MANAGER."

I guess you could say she was "frozen" with fear.




get it?

Frozen?




I kill me!

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by RevDWW

Is this coming from IAintMovin the poster or...............????

That is funny right there!!!!

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by dizzyde

Wow, I'm hoping that is a joke, because if it isn't, it sounds an awful lot like you are sitting yourself in the judgement seat. And from what I read in the Bible, that is going to put a whole lot of attention on your own life when it comes time for the real judgement, by the real Judge.

Amen wonderful post!!!! Some come on here and throw out judgement not even stopping to think what their own posts might look like .... even I have been included in that... yet when they want to have their friends or have a good time or whatever.... then they come around sure enough! Makes no sense... cut those friends up to shreds until ya need em type things... works wonders for the friendships indeed!

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

It was, but they all left.

Hahahahahahahaha


I will say it seems to have the yoyo effect however....... scary!!!!!!!

[Barb]

Originally Posted by StMark

I receieved word the other day that AFF was being referred to as the "APOSTATE FRIENDS FORUM". I wont say who was calling us that or what format it was coming from.

If you are still a true Apostolic,shouldn't you be offended by ministers painting you as such just because there are some here who don't believe in strict Standards? NOt everyone AFF has gone "Charismatic".

I don't know ANY here who have "gone Charismatic."

[Sister Alvear]

Sad people spend their time labeling others.

[freeatlast]

[QUOTE=DividedThigh;376479]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

There we go!



I LOVE WISCONSIN!!!!!

I am praying God calls me there to pastor a megachurch so I can preach twice a week, collect a huge check, and fish the rest of the time.





well stay in tune bro, in a couple months the fishing gets real good on the river here close at hand, i will let you know, wisconsin would be a good place for you, hope you get that big church, lol,dt:tv

ahhh Yes..Wiscomsin......I drive right thru there to get to the good fishin in Minnesotoa.

[freeatlast]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

Wow, you sound a lot like Randy!




My advice is to pm Freeatlast.


That boy is the best fisherman on this board.


He makes me want to puke.

FreeatLast humbly takes a bow !!!

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Originally Posted by Barb

I don't know ANY here who have "gone Charismatic."

Uhh, do you read the board at all?