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04-01-2008, 11:54 PM
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Me and my sister Terri
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I was lied to tonight,but kept my mouth shut
I flew into Chicago tonight, I am singing on a choir CD that Donald Lawerence is producing tomorrow night.
I get into the car and realized its not the SUV or car this church usually picks me up in.
Its usually a black suburban. This was a black brand new Cadillac.
I said to the driver " This is a very nice car does this belong to the church?"
He said "yes". I said " When did they get it?" He said" just here recently".
Just as he said that I look up and saw ENTERPRISE RENTAL on the key
chain.   
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04-02-2008, 12:14 AM
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Re: I was lied to tonight,but kept my mouth shut
LOL!!! Well, give him a little credit--Enterprise Rental does sell vehicles. It could be true.
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To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
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04-02-2008, 12:17 AM
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Jellybean!
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Re: I was lied to tonight,but kept my mouth shut
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Originally Posted by MissBrattified
LOL!!! Well, give him a little credit--Enterprise Rental does sell vehicles. It could be true. 
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LOL! I was just thinking the same thing!
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04-02-2008, 12:21 AM
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Re: I was lied to tonight,but kept my mouth shut
Most likely he was lying about it. Here's a question, why would one feel the need to lie about something like this? Is it that we have put such a premium on image that people feel they have to tell lies to maintain that image?
Why lie?
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04-02-2008, 01:09 AM
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The Eyes of the Lord
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Re: I was lied to tonight,but kept my mouth shut
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Originally Posted by Sandra
I flew into Chicago tonight, I am singing on a choir CD that Donald Lawerence is producing tomorrow night.
I get into the car and realized its not the SUV or car this church usually picks me up in.
Its usually a black suburban. This was a black brand new Cadillac.
I said to the driver " This is a very nice car does this belong to the church?"
He said "yes". I said " When did they get it?" He said" just here recently".
Just as he said that I look up and saw ENTERPRISE RENTAL on the key
chain.    
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Wow, that sounds exciting!
Not the lying part, the part of you doing work with Donald Lawrence! I loves me some D Lawrence!
Have fun and be blessed!
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04-02-2008, 08:32 AM
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My Family!
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Re: I was lied to tonight,but kept my mouth shut
It does belong to the church if they rented it........
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04-02-2008, 08:34 AM
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"Mercy Walked In"
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Re: I was lied to tonight,but kept my mouth shut
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Originally Posted by MissBrattified
LOL!!! Well, give him a little credit--Enterprise Rental does sell vehicles. It could be true. 
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Originally Posted by The Mrs
LOL! I was just thinking the same thing! 
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LOL...Me too!!
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04-02-2008, 08:36 AM
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Still Figuring It Out.
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Re: I was lied to tonight,but kept my mouth shut
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
It does belong to the church if they rented it........
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Now... we generally refer to a statement like that as a Pentecostal Lie.
It is a demonstration of an extraordinary ability to stretch the truth beyond all recognition to get a point made etc.
Excellent demonstration I might add.
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04-02-2008, 08:38 AM
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Re: I was lied to tonight,but kept my mouth shut
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Originally Posted by Digging4Truth
Now... we generally refer to a statement like that as a Pentecostal Lie.
It is a demonstration of an extraordinary ability to stretch the truth beyond all recognition to get a point made etc.
Excellent demonstration I might add. 
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Is a Pentecostal lie ... like a Pentecostal divorce?
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04-02-2008, 08:43 AM
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Still Figuring It Out.
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Re: I was lied to tonight,but kept my mouth shut
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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea
Is a Pentecostal lie ... like a Pentecostal divorce?
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I'm not sure...
I have only experienced the Pentecostal Lie.
I am not aware of the parameters of the Pentecostal Divorce.
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