Unofficial: Conservatives Have Secured A Separate Meeting Hall

[deacon blues]

Originally Posted by Steve Epley

To get in the secret meeting you must know the secret handshake.

The handshake is with the RIGHT (conservative) hand with ONE (one God)squeeze.....

Then you reach over and grab the other man's left hand and check for a WEDDING BAND (no jewelry)............

Then you do rock, paper, scissors with one man doing the rock and the other doing SCISSORS (as a metaphor for Christ smashing hair-cuttin scissors)......

Then with both hands squat down and making chopping motions just below the KNEE (minimum length for skirts)........

Then a hacking action like an AXE (Acts) chopping wood with the right hand on the left arm and then immediately making FINGER PISTOLS (2 38s) with each hand............

Then with the LEFT (liberals) hand make a cutting motion at the THROAT (affirmation statement)...................

Finally, FOUR (Resolution 4) fingers raised on the right hand up in the sky with a quick clinching of the fist (no tv)..........................

Get this down before conference so that you will be allowed to enter this extra meeting.