Is AFF the "Apostate Forum" ???

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

It was, but they all left.

Hahahahahahahaha


I will say it seems to have the yoyo effect however....... scary!!!!!!!

[Nahum]

This is a great thread!


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[BoredOutOfMyMind]

TANFUTI There Are No Fish Under the Ice

There Are No Fish Under The Ice!

A blonde woman notices the popularity of ice fishing , and decides to try it for herself. Determined to take the sport up properly, she heads to the library and reads, not one, but three books on ice fishing from cover to cover. Armed with a list of ice fishing gear, she heads to the nearest sporting goods store to pick out top-notch equipment.

The next day, the woman heads to the nearest frozen pond and begins to set up the stool she had purchased. Settling in, she reaches for her saw and begins to cut a hole through the ice.

Booming from above comes a voice: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!"

Jumping back, the woman looks all around, but she's alone on the ice.

A bit disturbed, she moves about 20 feet down the pond, sets up her stool, and begins to saw again.

Again comes the voice: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!"

Once again, she looks around, but just as before, there's not a soul in sight. She decides to move clear to the other end of the pond, as far from the voice as possible.

This time, just as she settles down on the stool, before she has even reached for the saw, she hears the booming voice again: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!"

Trembling now, she calls out in a timid voice, "Is that you, Lord?"

"NO", replies the voice, "I'M THE SHARK'S ICE HOCKEY RINK MANAGER."

[Nahum]

Originally Posted by BoredOutOfMyMind

TANFUTI There Are No Fish Under the Ice

There Are No Fish Under The Ice!

A blonde woman notices the popularity of ice fishing , and decides to try it for herself. Determined to take the sport up properly, she heads to the library and reads, not one, but three books on ice fishing from cover to cover. Armed with a list of ice fishing gear, she heads to the nearest sporting goods store to pick out top-notch equipment.

The next day, the woman heads to the nearest frozen pond and begins to set up the stool she had purchased. Settling in, she reaches for her saw and begins to cut a hole through the ice.

Booming from above comes a voice: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!"

Jumping back, the woman looks all around, but she's alone on the ice.

A bit disturbed, she moves about 20 feet down the pond, sets up her stool, and begins to saw again.

Again comes the voice: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!"

Once again, she looks around, but just as before, there's not a soul in sight. She decides to move clear to the other end of the pond, as far from the voice as possible.

This time, just as she settles down on the stool, before she has even reached for the saw, she hears the booming voice again: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!"

Trembling now, she calls out in a timid voice, "Is that you, Lord?"

"NO", replies the voice, "I'M THE SHARK'S ICE HOCKEY RINK MANAGER."

I guess you could say she was "frozen" with fear.




get it?

Frozen?




I kill me!

[Barb]

Originally Posted by StMark

I receieved word the other day that AFF was being referred to as the "APOSTATE FRIENDS FORUM". I wont say who was calling us that or what format it was coming from.

If you are still a true Apostolic,shouldn't you be offended by ministers painting you as such just because there are some here who don't believe in strict Standards? NOt everyone AFF has gone "Charismatic".

I don't know ANY here who have "gone Charismatic."

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Originally Posted by Barb

I don't know ANY here who have "gone Charismatic."

Uhh, do you read the board at all?

[Barb]

Originally Posted by BoredOutOfMyMind

Uhh, do you read the board at all?

LOL!! From time to time...

It's just my humble opinion of course, but my thinking is that people who do not agree with me on every point aren't destined for the 'Charismatic' label.

And I know I have belabored this point since the beginning of time, but no one has ever been able to tell me how someone 'goes' Charismatic.

[Sister Alvear]

Sad people spend their time labeling others.

[Fiyahstarter]

I'm just a believer who loves the Lord...
Who wants to keep the main thing the main thing...
Who doesn't care if you like my choice of modest clothing...
Who doesn't care if you like my hairstyle...
Who loves to profess the POWER OF JESUS... (who has healed me... who has cleansed me... who has delivered me from addictions... who leads and guides me...)

I'm just a believer ...
Who realizes nothing is anything without God...
And who realizes that everything is nothing without God.

Now those of you who are so good at it... go ahead and label me.

It matters not.

I know WHOSE I am... whether YOU like it or not!

[TalkLady]

Originally Posted by Fiyahstarter

I'm just a believer who loves the Lord...
Who wants to keep the main thing the main thing...
Who doesn't care if you like my choice of modest clothing...
Who doesn't care if you like my hairstyle...
Who loves to profess the POWER OF JESUS... (who has healed me... who has cleansed me... who has delivered me from addictions... who leads and guides me...)

I'm just a believer ...
Who realizes nothing is anything without God...
And who realizes that everything is nothing without God.

Now those of you who are so good at it... go ahead and label me.

It matters not.


I know WHOSE I am... whether YOU like it or not!

This is a simple post, but I like it and agree.

I hate labels. I've heard people say:
"I'm UPC"
"I'm Apostolic"
"I'm Pentecostal"
"I'm Oneness"
"I'm Church of Jesus Christ"
"I'm The Church of Jesus Christ"
"I'm Church of The Lord Jesus Christ"
"I'm "The Church of the Lord Jesus Christ"
"I'm Holiness"
etc., etc.
The worse label to give anyone is "He or she has Gone Charismatic" - which sometimes means nothing more than a person is "not another person's label"...

Many times the beliefs are very similar doctrinally but the dress standards vary. Thus, there is little or no fellowship.