Ogatt is my Favorite poster

[Fiyahstarter]

Here's one for Ogatt.

A burglar had just broken into a house to rob it. The lights were off in the house, and as the burglar proceeded around the room with his flashlight, scoping out the place, he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you. Jesus is watching you." This startled the burglar, who quickly flipped on the light, ready to shoot the person. To his surprise, he came face to face with a parrot in a cage. "Rrrooockkkk.... Jesus is watching you...Jesus is watching you!" said the parrot.

The burglar begin to chuckle. "Hmmm, well look what we have here. A stupid parrot. What is your name, stupid parrot?"

"Rrrocckkk... my name is Moses...Rrrocckkk" said the parrot.

"Moses?" said the burglar. "What kind of an idiot names their parrot Moses?"

"Rrrocckk... the same kind of an idiot who names their Rotweiller Jesus!" said the parrot.