7 don'ts after a meal

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Mischief Maker

What flavor to you plead? And can Canadians plead an American 5th???

Uhhh, Beethoven's?

[Margies3]

Originally Posted by Ron

1. I don't smoke--period!
2. I do eat fruits but are am never bloated with air because, well, I just don't!
3. I never loosen the belt--do you know how hard it is to cinch it up?
4. If I don't bathe, I live alone!
5. What is walking?
6. Don't sleep? I didn't know that.....ZZZZZZZZ!

Originally Posted by Esther

The one that really surprised me was the walking.

Esther, all the trouble Ron has had with his foot after that fall, I would be surprised if he still remembered how to walk.