WWST What Would Stoneking Tweet?

Jack Shephard · #1 06-16-2010, 12:38 AM

So as I have stated I am on Twitter. Others on here are as well. I have heard people talking about "What Would Jesus Tweet?" and other variations. I was wondering what you all thought Stoneking would Tweet? This is all meant in good fun, but curious what kind of good and funny things you all can come up with. Let 'em roll.

RandyWayne · #2 06-16-2010, 01:07 AM

What would Stoneking tweet? ANYTHING Stoneking wanted!

Mirth1981 · #3 06-16-2010, 01:20 AM

"Halleluhah Jee-zus"

Jack Shephard · #4 06-16-2010, 12:05 PM

Since Tweets have to be 140 characters he couldn't expound on hair. Here is a sample of what he might Tweet.

"The 'Order of Creation' is God, Angels, Women's Un-cut Long Hair, Men, Women and then Long-Haired Witches. I feel like singing, I feel like dancing, I feel like clappin my hands. Jee-zus of Nazareth!"

As you can tell this is greater than 140 characters, Stoneking could infact Tweet whatever he wants. I think his bald head is like Chuck Norris' beard...powerful!

Sweet Pea · #5 06-16-2010, 12:13 PM

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I think his bald head is like Chuck Norris' beard...powerful!

And I think you are being very disrespectful!

I don't necessarily agree with everything he preaches, but that is no cause for disrespect!

MawMaw · #6 06-16-2010, 12:15 PM

Hope he doesn't get too close to any she bears??

RandyWayne · #7 06-16-2010, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Pea

And I think you are being very disrespectful!

I don't necessarily agree with everything he preaches, but that is no cause for disrespect!

Comparing LS's head to Chuck Norris's beard? Or is it being disrespectful to Chuck Norris (something NO one wants to do EVER) comparing his beard to LS's head?

RandyWayne · #8 06-16-2010, 12:19 PM

While not exactly "bald" (yet) I would NEVER make fun of HIS head. In fact, I have seen many shave their heads since he came on the scene and made it stylish.

Jack Shephard · #9 06-16-2010, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Pea

And I think you are being very disrespectful!

I don't necessarily agree with everything he preaches, but that is no cause for disrespect!

I wasn't meaning to be disrespectful. If that is how you took it then you are the wrong one here. I think Chuck Norris' beard is powerful as is Stoneking's head, because he follows Christ.

RandyWayne · #10 06-16-2010, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lacey

Hope he doesn't get too close to any she bears??

Or Chuck Norris.