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Old 04-23-2007, 04:36 PM
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I just love Thad and Thad's Tab reminded me of a song that the Hee-Haw honeys sung on Hee-Haw.
It went oh weren't not ones to go around spreading rumors ,cause we ain't the gossiping kind , so you'd better listen up to get the story straight the first time.LUV YA THAD.

YOU??? YOU liked Thad's Tab????? now the truth is finally coming out !!!!!
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Old 04-23-2007, 04:38 PM
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YOU??? YOU liked Thad's Tab????? now the truth is finally coming out !!!!!
It's reminded me of a party line telephone and that Hee-Haw song.
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Old 04-23-2007, 04:41 PM
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It's reminded me of a party line telephone and that Hee-Haw song.

THAT reminds me of YOU!!!! LOL
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Old 04-23-2007, 04:43 PM
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Buffy, meet Jack Baur. Thousands of lives are at stake. I will use any means necessary to get you to church on sunday. Your country needs you. Your church needs you.

sorry about the tangent.. the symbolism is too great to pass up.


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Around here in my neck of the woods, Pastors are voted in. . .by the people.
The last 2 churches that I have attended, have both been started by the current pastor.

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Why then even have a pastor at all?
An excellent point! Which is why I don't. Not that I think that will earn me any Brownie points. I guess you didn't read the post where I proclaimed myself a backslidden, church skipping, heathen (with a lot of other adjectives thrown in for good measure)

I visit a church twice a month (not nearly good enough according to a recent poor by Coop), which is done somewhat under duress, so now, feel free to write me off as a worldly carnal nobody
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Old 04-23-2007, 04:39 PM
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How about the guy that preached agains't hair-spray but used tons of hair tonic ?
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How about the guy that preached agains't hair-spray but used tons of hair tonic ?

I heard of one who preached against RED but secretly drunk RED wine LOL
i wont mention the name last time i did Hell broke lose
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I heard of a Pastor checking folks (visitors included) length of skirt at the door of the church and if a woman was wearing pants.. he asked her to change in the ladies room... they had visitor skirts there...
or if the skirt was too short they could change too..
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Old 04-23-2007, 04:42 PM
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I heard of a Pastor checking folks (visitors included) length of skirt at the door of the church and if a woman was wearing pants.. he asked her to change in the ladies room... they had visitor skirts there...
or if the skirt was too short they could change too..
Visitor skirts.....LOL!

What happened if the skirts didn't fit?
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I heard of a Pastor checking folks (visitors included) length of skirt at the door of the church and if a woman was wearing pants.. he asked her to change in the ladies room... they had visitor skirts there...
or if the skirt was too short they could change too..
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Visitor skirts.....LOL!

What happened if the skirts didn't fit?
I think it was Merced...Thad's Church...
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I heard of a Pastor checking folks (visitors included) length of skirt at the door of the church and if a woman was wearing pants.. he asked her to change in the ladies room... they had visitor skirts there...
or if the skirt was too short they could change too..
Please tell me this wasn't a UPC church.
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