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Old 05-31-2007, 04:36 PM
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Correct Punctuation

An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the board and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.


Just wanted to see what the posters at AFF would come up with.
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Old 05-31-2007, 04:38 PM
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A woman, without her, man is nothing. Written by the wife.

A woman, without her man is nothing. Written by the husband.
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Old 05-31-2007, 04:38 PM
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you need to wash some clothes...

also have you taken some corporate training lately?
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Old 05-31-2007, 04:39 PM
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An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the board and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.


Just wanted to see what the posters at AFF would come up with.
There are 2 possibilities that will be prevalent among the males and females on this board.

The men will write: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women will write: "A woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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Old 05-31-2007, 04:40 PM
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"A woman without, her man is nothing"

Proverbs 31

10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.

11 The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.

12 She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.

13 She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.

14 She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food from afar.

15 She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.

16 She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.

17 She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms.

18 She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night.

19 She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff.

20 She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy.

21 She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household are clothed with scarlet.

22 She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple.

23 Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land.

24 She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant.

25 Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come.

26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness.

27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.

28 Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.

29 Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all.

30 Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.

31 Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates.
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Old 05-31-2007, 04:55 PM
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A woman, without Herman, is nothing.
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A woman, without her, man is nothing. Written by the wife.

A woman, without her man is nothing. Written by the husband.
Wouldn't it be: A woman, without her man, is nothing. Written by the husband.
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A woman, without Herman, is nothing.
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A woman, without Herman, is nothing.
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Wouldn't it be: A woman, without her man, is nothing. Written by the husband.
Probably so.
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