You should never wear a tie

[LordChocolate]

Originally Posted by John Atkinson

I endorse this thread. Ties are not Apostolic.

Did Peter wear a tie? Noooooo.

Did Paul wear one? Nooooooo.

Though I admit they are kinda handy to cover a missing button...

Or a lasagna stain.

[Apprehended]

You should never wear a tie when working under the hood with the engine running near the fan.

You should never wear a tie when using an old fashioned washing machine with the wringer running.

You should never wear a tie while eating gravy.

You should never wear a tie in bed.

You should never wear a tie to an uptight super holiness church without calling ahead for a list of all the "Don't" of that church.

You should never wear a tie if married to a mean wife bigger than you.

You should never wear a tie...

[Sister Alvear]

you folks are funny! thanks for making me laugh.