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07-27-2008, 08:54 AM
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Lighten up...
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The choir director stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, please join the choir singing Hymn #432, 'Shall We Gather at the River'."
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07-27-2008, 08:57 AM
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Re: Lighten up...
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Originally Posted by Sister Alvear
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The choir director stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, please join the choir singing Hymn #432, 'Shall We Gather at the River'."
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And bring your steins with you in case you get thirsty. 
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07-27-2008, 09:02 AM
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Re: Lighten up...
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07-27-2008, 09:05 AM
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Re: Lighten up...
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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07-29-2008, 09:42 PM
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Sister Alvear
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Re: Lighten up...
anybody thristy?
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