We are celebrating our 32nd anniversary. We will have a musical on this Friday at 7:30, and we will be having services with Rev. Jerry Jones on Sunday at 10:40 AM and 7:00 PM. We anticipate a bit of shockamooing so consider yourself forewarned.
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We are celebrating our 32nd anniversary. We will have a musical on this Friday at 7:30, and we will be having services with Rev. Jerry Jones on Sunday at 10:40 AM and 7:00 PM. We anticipate a bit of shockamooing so consider yourself forewarned.
Oh my goodness, I want to come!!!!!
Here's the scenerio:
"Honey, I want to go to this cool church in Houston this weekend."
"Who do you know that goes there?"
"This really nice black man I met on-line."
Can that, like, work for me?
Seriously, we are tied up all weekend and I wouldn't be able to make it anyway! I hope for another time, Stew! Sounds like it's going to be a great time!
We are celebrating our 32nd anniversary. We will have a musical on this Friday at 7:30, and we will be having services with Rev. Jerry Jones on Sunday at 10:40 AM and 7:00 PM. We anticipate a bit of shockamooing so consider yourself forewarned.
Church instead of trick or treat?
Is going to church on a pagan holiday even allowed?
"Honey, I want to go to this cool church in Houston this weekend."
"Who do you know that goes there?"
"This really nice black man I met on-line."
Can that, like, work for me?
Seriously, we are tied up all weekend and I wouldn't be able to make it anyway! I hope for another time, Stew! Sounds like it's going to be a great time!
Try it and let me know what he says!
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"Honey, I want to go to this cool church in Houston this weekend."
"Who do you know that goes there?"
"This really nice black man I met on-line."
Can that, like, work for me?
Seriously, we are tied up all weekend and I wouldn't be able to make it anyway! I hope for another time, Stew! Sounds like it's going to be a great time!
Or you could just say "a really nice minister that belongs to the Apostolic forum I'm on".............
At least your husband doesn't think we are all your imaginary friends like Sherri's hubby does!
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