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Bishop1
04-03-2007, 10:12 AM
" THE REAL REASON FOR THE UPCI's $25 Fee "
I Got It Straight From His Mouth To My Ears !
A UPCI DISTRICT SUPerINdANT
has informed me {with a straight face} that
the REAL REASON for the entrance FEE
IS
" T E R R O R I S M " !
YEP
It Is Because Of Homland Security !
They Are Afraid OThat The
Moslums & Muzlums
May Try To Attend And
" DISRUPT THE UNITY "
Of The Tampa Convention !
:grampa
What Say Ye ?
Bishop1
:beatdeadhorse
" THE REAL REASON FOR THE UPCI's $25 Fee "
I Got It Straight From His Mouth To My Ears !
A UPCI DISTRICT SUPerINdANT
has informed me {with a straight face} that
the REAL REASON for the entrance FEE
IS
" T E R R O R I S M " !
YEP
It Is Because Of Homland Security !
They Are Afraid OThat The
Moslums & Muzlums
May Try To Attend And
" DISRUPT THE UNITY "
Of The Tampa Convention !
:grampa
What Say Ye ?
Bishop1
:beatdeadhorse
Wuz it Terrorists who invented TV?:D
philjones
04-03-2007, 10:17 AM
How long was this gentleman able to hold that straight face? :)
daddyof2
04-03-2007, 10:40 AM
Anyone with half a mind can figure this one out...nothing funny about it.
Large group rents large auditorium in large city. Officials of said auditorium and said city want to protect themselves and the people who are a part of large group...so they screen people coming into large auditorium. Screening and other procedures cost a lot of money.
Shouldn't be to hard to figure out...
CupCake
04-03-2007, 10:55 AM
LOl~ Yeah right! Maybe I'll try useing that line the next time I want hold a geather...After all what's $ 25.00 a head, if it's all in the name of T E R R O R I S M... So were that faith that God will keep you, I guess nothing is free anymore.
daddyof2
04-03-2007, 10:58 AM
LOl~ Yeah right! Maybe I'll try useing that line the next time I want hold a geather...After all what's $ 25.00 a head, if it's all in the name of T E R R O R I S M... So were that faith that God will keep you, I guess nothing is free anymore.
Ummm....it doesn't have anything to do with the faith that God will keep you. If an auditorium wants to have security measures in place that is their right. It is not only the terrorism thing either. I have a VERY close relative who is on the General Board and he stated various reasons including the security concerns to why a fee was the way to go.
BoredOutOfMyMind
04-03-2007, 11:15 AM
Ummm....it doesn't have anything to do with the faith that God will keep you. If an auditorium wants to have security measures in place that is their right. It is not only the terrorism thing either. I have a VERY close relative who is on the General Board and he stated various reasons including the security concerns to why a fee was the way to go.
$500,000 deficits are a bigger reason..... :tiphat
Homeland Security is a factor, but that should be included in the scheduling of the events.
ManOfWord
04-03-2007, 02:17 PM
Hey, why don't we just hire "Borat" to take the podium and talk about his good friend "Mr. Jesus" and tell all his foreign "brothers" that Jesus is just alright with him? Gotta be cheaper than $25/head! :D
Hey, why don't we just hire "Borat" to take the podium and talk about his good friend "Mr. Jesus" and tell all his foreign "brothers" that Jesus is just alright with him? Gotta be cheaper than $25/head! :D
That is if he can make it past The Mississippi Brethren!:D
Esther
04-03-2007, 02:22 PM
Anyone with half a mind can figure this one out...nothing funny about it.
Large group rents large auditorium in large city. Officials of said auditorium and said city want to protect themselves and the people who are a part of large group...so they screen people coming into large auditorium. Screening and other procedures cost a lot of money.
Shouldn't be to hard to figure out...
What if they say, we trust Jesus and don't need anyone else?
:winkgrin
Bishop1
04-03-2007, 11:51 PM
" THE REAL REASON FOR THE UPCI's $25 Fee "
I Got It Straight From His Mouth To My Ears !
A UPCI DISTRICT SUPerINdANT
has informed me {with a straight face} that
the REAL REASON for the entrance FEE
IS
" T E R R O R I S M " !
YEP
It Is Because Of Homland Security !
They Are Afraid OThat The
Moslums & Muzlums
May Try To Attend And
" DISRUPT THE UNITY "
Of The Tampa Convention !
:grampa
What Say Ye ?
Bishop1
:beatdeadhorse
OH WELL _ _ _
THIS IS ONLY
ONE REASON _
AND
THERE ARE
AT LEAST
499,999
MORE
{ $500,000.00 shortage }
Bishop1
:beatdeadhorse
" THE REAL REASON FOR THE UPCI's $25 Fee "
I Got It Straight From His Mouth To My Ears !
A UPCI DISTRICT SUPerINdANT
has informed me {with a straight face} that
the REAL REASON for the entrance FEE
IS
" T E R R O R I S M " !
YEP
It Is Because Of Homland Security !
They Are Afraid OThat The
Moslums & Muzlums
May Try To Attend And
" DISRUPT THE UNITY "
Of The Tampa Convention !
:grampa
What Say Ye ?
Bishop1
:beatdeadhorse
Why not just create a membership due to the UPCI. Charge each member a $20.00 fee to be a member of the UPCI.
That is really where they are headed.
I think if they charge for attendance at GC they should lose the right to write off the conference on their tax exempt taxes.
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