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Hey you heatherns i just got back from a 21 week revival tour with gernon floyd and i am seriously ritghously idningated.
Almost ever church we preached at had drums in the church. I spent half the my message trying to preach the evils of drums in the church. I askeded one drummer..whats the difernce between a fried chicken and a drummer.
He said what? I said a fried chicken could feed a family of 4. We have been overtaked in our churches by drummers. The only way i could tell the other nite that the platform was level was that the drummer was drooling out of both sides of his mouth. What ever happened the the good old days when we gathered up tamborine bells and hairpins after church?.

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So glad to have you back ogatt!

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Good to see you back. You were half the reason I joined in the first place. :)


That's right people...you have Ogatt to blame.

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Thank you, Ogatt! And who ever the other half of the reason is.

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:christmasjig

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Good that you're back, Ogatt, these heatherns here need a good preachin' at.

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Pastor Ogatt! It is so good to see you here! We are having a big problemo at the church house!!!

The younger women in the church will not wear their pantyhose!!!!!! My husband and I are at our wits end!!!! :pullhair

We need some advice and we need it in a big all fire hurry!!!!!

Thank you, Pastor Ogatt! You are so spiritual and I know God will direct you in an answer to this problem we are having!

God Bless,
Sister Sanctified

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Spelling like this--is that you Mark!:christmoose

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Apparently someone does not realize a tamporine is a drum. Hey...where you come from do a lot of people look that banjo rat boy from Deliverance?
:gotcha

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Bro. Ogatt, could you pray for my pastor? He's got alot to deal with. The woman who plays the accordian is refusing to put a towel on her lap. It's gettin' downright ungodly. I think my pastor will rebuke her or disfellowship her.

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Bro. St. Mark, were you shockamooing when you typed that?

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I did! LOL


been trying to get him to come back for a while now!


God still works miracles! :santathumb

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:nutso

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Timmy go to bed it's almost 3am in the morning where you live - go to your room Good Night

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My oh my...it's so good to see a holiness preacher here in this apostolic holiness chat room.

Bro Ogatt, might I inquire, are you a married man?

I do have my own tambourines and a mighty fine accordion too.

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Sis. Holinesswoman,

That's a bit forward of you, isn't it?

Also, do you have a lap cover for when you play the accordion?

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Well Sister Craig, it is the 21st century and us holiness gals don't have much to pick from these last and evel days.

The good book tells us to come boldly before the throne of grace in time of need.


and as concerning a lap cover. I don't have a need for a lap cover as all my dresses are to the floor...


..........that and I don't really have a lap anymore.

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I'm back! After a good 5 hrs of sleep, good to go! :lol

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What about the preachers that drool out both sides of thier mouth while screaming and pounding the pulpit and stomping the platform like they were drums while making a futal attempt at trying to make a 5 minute sermon last 30 by repeating themselves dozens of times, and then there are the ones that talk out both sided of thier mouth. And last one chicken will only feed one of the obese preachers I have seen.

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:bubble

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one word MAXI Skirts!!!

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If yourn pastor was preachin about maxi skirts then you wouldnt have this problem. Speakin of accoridians. I pulled up into town the other day in my 73 ford station wagon and went into the post ofice and had sister ogatt's accordian layin in the back. While i was in there givn the postmaster a piece of my mind about the price of postage stamps a tragedy happened. Someone broke into my station wagon and left 3 more accordians.

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i had some feller tell me about nehamiah building some wall. He said the fellers had one hand on the sword and the other hand building the wall and he was trying to tell me about balance and that if both hands on the wall we dont stand for holiness and if both hands on the sword we dont outreach or something like that. Judgement begins and ends in the house. I got both hands on the sword...i dont want growth, outreach, in reach, cellular groups or
any other programs. its all i can do to keep the heatherns in my church lined out. I got plenty of preachin materials right now. Fallin away, the coming depression, ever thing that can be shaking will and the evils of education.
The good old days no one questioned the man of God. Now its.... where does it say TV is wrong, video is wrong, flannelgraphs is wrong, underwater basket weaving is wrong? Like the old saying goes..if it was wrong 40 years ago,
it never was right

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It seems my dear Bro Ogatt should know many true ultra-conservatives consider maxi skirts to be worldly fashion.

:shockamoo

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SOOO thats whats wrong with you! You gave the postmaster more than you had available!

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:ursofunny

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and my red blouse...

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I've been around a while.

I'm old enough to remember when "maxi" skirts were considered "worldly" fashion and to wear one would mean copying the world.

As one person wryly commented, "Bro. B------ was against maxi coats until his daughter got one."

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WHAT??????

Sis. Alvear has a RED BLOUSE???

RED!!!!
The color of passion!!!!
The color worn by women of loose morals and questionable reputation!!!
The attire of a harlot!!!!

Oh, the shame!!!
Oh, the tragedy!!!

Just, kidding, Sis. Alvear.
I know you are a God-fearing and Godly woman.

(I actually think you are an apostle but that's a whole 'nuther touchy subject)


:christmasjig:christmasjig:christmasjig

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Well, finally got home! And my red blouse is with me...ha... I hate when people get off on these things and forget the real reason OF HIS coming...