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Old 12-03-2008, 07:54 PM
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Hey you heatherns i just got back from a 21 week revival tour with gernon floyd and i am seriously ritghously idningated.
Almost ever church we preached at had drums in the church. I spent half the my message trying to preach the evils of drums in the church. I askeded one drummer..whats the difernce between a fried chicken and a drummer.
He said what? I said a fried chicken could feed a family of 4. We have been overtaked in our churches by drummers. The only way i could tell the other nite that the platform was level was that the drummer was drooling out of both sides of his mouth. What ever happened the the good old days when we gathered up tamborine bells and hairpins after church?.
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Old 12-03-2008, 07:56 PM
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So glad to have you back ogatt!
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:15 PM
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Good to see you back. You were half the reason I joined in the first place.


That's right people...you have Ogatt to blame.
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Good to see you back. You were half the reason I joined in the first place.


That's right people...you have Ogatt to blame.

Thank you, Ogatt! And who ever the other half of the reason is.
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Old 12-03-2008, 09:13 PM
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Good that you're back, Ogatt, these heatherns here need a good preachin' at.
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Old 12-03-2008, 09:31 PM
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Pastor Ogatt! It is so good to see you here! We are having a big problemo at the church house!!!

The younger women in the church will not wear their pantyhose!!!!!! My husband and I are at our wits end!!!!

We need some advice and we need it in a big all fire hurry!!!!!

Thank you, Pastor Ogatt! You are so spiritual and I know God will direct you in an answer to this problem we are having!

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Old 12-03-2008, 09:35 PM
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Hey you heatherns i just got back from a 21 week revival tour with gernon floyd and i am seriously ritghously idningated.
Almost ever church we preached at had drums in the church. I spent half the my message trying to preach the evils of drums in the church. I askeded one drummer..whats the difernce between a fried chicken and a drummer.
He said what? I said a fried chicken could feed a family of 4. We have been overtaked in our churches by drummers. The only way i could tell the other nite that the platform was level was that the drummer was drooling out of both sides of his mouth. What ever happened the the good old days when we gathered up tamborine bells and hairpins after church?.
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Hey you heatherns i just got back from a 21 week revival tour with gernon floyd and i am seriously ritghously idningated.
Almost ever church we preached at had drums in the church. I spent half the my message trying to preach the evils of drums in the church. I askeded one drummer..whats the difernce between a fried chicken and a drummer.
He said what? I said a fried chicken could feed a family of 4. We have been overtaked in our churches by drummers. The only way i could tell the other nite that the platform was level was that the drummer was drooling out of both sides of his mouth. What ever happened the the good old days when we gathered up tamborine bells and hairpins after church?.
Apparently someone does not realize a tamporine is a drum. Hey...where you come from do a lot of people look that banjo rat boy from Deliverance?
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Old 12-03-2008, 11:50 PM
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Bro. Ogatt, could you pray for my pastor? He's got alot to deal with. The woman who plays the accordian is refusing to put a towel on her lap. It's gettin' downright ungodly. I think my pastor will rebuke her or disfellowship her.
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