What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

Unfortunately for all of you, I have found myself with more time to AFF- and I was thinking about the commonly used "unspoken" answer given when people are asking others to pray for them-

so... TIC (tounge in cheek)- what would you NOT want to VERBALIZE in asking for prayer?

"I have spent much time thinking of the perfect murder, with my Mother-In -Law as the victim"

"I have been having immoral thoughts about the man who delivers water to our office building"

"I need strenth in passing up the M&M bowl"

C'mon AFFers- Make me giggle~!!!

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"Can I just wake up in the morning and be slim like I was in 1979"

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

"Help all those AFFers agree with me."

Oh, wait. You said TIC. Never mind.

:toofunny

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

That Timmy would finally be nominated and win the GS election!

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"You are soooo right Timmy", "I never thought about it that way"

Nope.... Can't do it! :ursofunny

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:heeheehee

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

I would not pray for DA to get that job in St Louis or Hazelton or even Missouri !

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

"I was dieting for my wedding and ate the chips with Olestra and now I can't wear my white gown for fear that it will get Orange spots"... (Alli takers and Olestra eaters will get this)

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A new wife.

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

what's wrong with the old one?

:grampa

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

Old? Maybe? :heeheehee

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

If a man wants to get rid of his wife because she is an old woman,
he is probably an old man.

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

Maybe he loves his wife and DOES NOT WANT ANOTHER....

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:hijacked

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Good point! ;)

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To get rid of those pesky lawyers!!

:heeheehee

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

Getting back on topic. :D

I don't often specify what I'm asking for prayer for when I ask. Explaining "I was a bisexual, polyamorous witch and it's been a wild ride" is a little too shocking for most prayer request settings.... :spit:toofunny

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Ya, think?

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Only occasionally. :D

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

Well I started this thread to be funny... My crazy, horrible, imagination when anyone states the term, "unspoken" my mind goes a thousand directions (I am telling on myself here)- and I had intended this to be the craziest, most unlikely things that someone would not verbalize.

Polyamorous witches come a dime a dozen, but what about the person who has an insatiable attraction to Haitian, tree-dwelling pygmy monkeys, now that needs some serious prayer!! :toofunny

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

You mean it's a sin to be attracted to Haitian, tree-dwelling pygmy monkeys!?! :bigbaby

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:toofunny

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Not sure if it is a sin, but would you verbalize it in a church prayer meeting?