Unfortunately for all of you, I have found myself with more time to AFF- and I was thinking about the commonly used "unspoken" answer given when people are asking others to pray for them-
so... TIC (tounge in cheek)- what would you NOT want to VERBALIZE in asking for prayer?
"I have spent much time thinking of the perfect murder, with my Mother-In -Law as the victim"
"I have been having immoral thoughts about the man who delivers water to our office building"
"I need strenth in passing up the M&M bowl"
C'mon AFFers- Make me giggle~!!!
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Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
"You will be hated for my sake-Just remember that it should be for MY sake and not YOURS-
Do NOT act in such a way as to be offensive, and then blame it on me"
"You are soooo right Timmy", "I never thought about it that way"
Nope.... Can't do it!
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Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
"You will be hated for my sake-Just remember that it should be for MY sake and not YOURS-
Do NOT act in such a way as to be offensive, and then blame it on me"
"I was dieting for my wedding and ate the chips with Olestra and now I can't wear my white gown for fear that it will get Orange spots"... (Alli takers and Olestra eaters will get this)
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Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
"You will be hated for my sake-Just remember that it should be for MY sake and not YOURS-
Do NOT act in such a way as to be offensive, and then blame it on me"
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