Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982597)

Do you talk in tongues?
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus?

Is your home television-free?
Do you dress according to your gender?

Do you attend church faithfully?
Do you tithe to your local church?

Do you run the aisles?
Do you dance in church?

Do you witness?

Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982597)

Do you talk in tongues? •No
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus? •Yes

Is your home television-free? •Nope, Giants won.
Do you dress according to your gender? •Just about everyone does.

Do you attend church faithfully? •Probably more than you, yes.
Do you tithe to your local church? •No, but I give, usually much more than 10%. This year, about 60%.

Do you run the aisles? •I wouldn't dare.
Do you dance in church? •We have choreographed dancing, yes.

Do you witness? •Everyone does whether they realize it or not.

Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982605)

You're not Apostolic if you answer no.

Originally Posted by notofworks (Post 982608)

If you believe the answers to these questions determines if one is apostolic, then you are not apostolic.

Originally Posted by notofworks (Post 982610)

I have a son in a wheelchair. Can he be apostolic if he doesn't run the aisles?

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 982613)

Hey, you left one out - - uncut hair.

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 982616)

So, can I post your name now?

Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982618)

Who's name?

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 982620)

Yours.

You seem to have forgotten that was an issue with you, yet you've done it.

Might want to edit your post.

Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 982621)

Yes, I am really Apostolic.

Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982597)

Do you talk in tongues?

No, never have.

Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus?

Yes, when I was 24.

Is your home television-free?

Yes. Only have a Roku. Network TV sucks.

Do you dress according to your gender?

Yes.

Do you attend church faithfully?

I do currently.

Do you tithe to your local church?

No, but my wife does. It's her church, not mine.

Do you run the aisles?

No, but I have a couple of times in my wild and crazy 20's.

Do you dance in church?

No, I only dance to some good rockin' blues music.

Do you witness?

No, I have nothing to witness about.

Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982597)

Do you talk in tongues?
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus?

Is your home television-free?
Do you dress according to your gender?

Do you attend church faithfully?
Do you tithe to your local church?

Do you run the aisles?
Do you dance in church?

Do you witness?

Originally Posted by Praxeas (Post 982626)

Charnock forgot

Do you tell lies about other people?
Do you gossip?

Do you hate people that struggle with Homosexuality?
Do you make sexual innuendos of a homosexual nature?

Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982612)

Absolutely.

I guess he can be a holy roller. :)

Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982629)

Good thing I've not done any of that.:thumbsup

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 982631)

I think Char is struggling with AFF - he can't stay away, so he's been working on trying to get banned. That would explain the bizzare behavior.

Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982612)

Absolutely.

I guess he can be a holy roller. :)

Originally Posted by notofworks (Post 982642)

You probably think that's funny, don't you. Enjoy your laugh.

Originally Posted by notofworks (Post 982642)

You probably think that's funny, don't you. Enjoy your laugh.

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 982631)

I think Char is struggling with AFF - he can't stay away, so he's been working on trying to get banned. That would explain the bizzare behavior.

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK (Post 982653)

Like I said I answered no to some of those and yet I consider myself a Christian that goes to an Apostolic Church. I also do not have uncut hair.

Originally Posted by Adam (Post 982652)

AFF is truly addictive. I've tried to quit, and I keep coming back for more abuse, embarrassing myself with each new post. I think that's a hidden purpose of this place, to bring out the ugly side of some people. It definitely has that effect on me. It is easy to be rotten when all you are looking at is your computer monitor and not the person you are offending face-to-face.

Originally Posted by Adam (Post 982652)

AFF is truly addictive. I've tried to quit, and I keep coming back for more abuse, ...

Originally Posted by notofworks (Post 982655)

After watching Tim Lincecum pitch last night, I'm considering having uncut hair.

Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982629)

Good thing I've not done any of that.:thumbsup

Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982647)

Bro, I would never, ever make fun of your son. I had no idea he was in a wheelchair before your post.

My humor was intended to include, not to be mean.

My apologies.

Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982597)

Do you talk in tongues?
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus?

Is your home television-free?
Do you dress according to your gender?

Do you attend church faithfully?
Do you tithe to your local church?

Do you run the aisles?
Do you dance in church?

Do you witness?

Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982597)

Do you talk in tongues?
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus?

Is your home television-free?
Do you dress according to your gender?

Do you attend church faithfully?
Do you tithe to your local church?

Do you run the aisles?
Do you dance in church?

Do you witness?

Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982597)

Do you talk in tongues? sometimes
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus?into the name of Jesus - yes

Is your home television-free?oh yes, the "Apostle's Doctrine" :ursofunny
Do you dress according to your gender?

Do you attend church faithfully? I faithful gather with other believers
Do you tithe to your local church? Yes, but not as law, nor do I believe in tithing in anything more than a practice of giving. It's an expression of Grace...Graciousness.

Do you run the aisles? Uh... not really.
Do you dance in church? If our church is hosting a concert or special event. Otherwise, I bust a partial jig only on occasion.

Do you witness? Do I disciple? Do I share the Gospel? Do I reflect God's love to others? I hope so... I need to do better here.