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Are You Really Apostolic?
Do you talk in tongues?
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus?
Is your home television-free?
Do you dress according to your gender?
Do you attend church faithfully?
Do you tithe to your local church?
Do you run the aisles?
Do you dance in church?
Do you witness?
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I'm (sic) not cynical, I just haven't been around long enough to be Jedi mind-tricked by politics as usual. Alas, maybe in a few years I'll be beaten back into the herd. tstew
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