Women Are Weird
 

My wife just came up to me, gave me a hug & whispered in my ear, "honey, tell me you love me!"
I looked at her, smiled, and said, "okay, you love me!"
I don't think that was the answer she wanted, but I still get to sleep in the house!

I then said to her, "I whant, to bee your hiro baby!"
She said, "stop spitting on me with that latin lisp!

I mean, why would she tell her that she loved me? I know that alrady!

Anyone else have problems communicating with your better half?:foottap

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How can you communicate with your better half when you can't even think straight? :)

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You mean women can't think straight--I get it now!:heeheehee

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:rolleyes2

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started.

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RW... do you still HAVE a wife?


:laffatu

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:ursofunny

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Yup. Typical male response. Not my problem, its gotta be yours... :girlytantrum

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Hey, I can admit when I am wrong & I was only wrong once--that was when I thought I was wrong & I wasn't!:happydance

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Ron, you're deluded.


:ursofunny

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Does that mean I am right?:happydance

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No.

:ursofunny

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Doesn't matter if you're right, your wife is never wrong. :nod

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That's right! :nod

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It's a:foottap conspiarcy!

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In the mouth of two or three witnesses....

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No conspiracy. Complete agreement.

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:nod

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That's three! uh huh! uh huh! :happydance

No conspiracy...three witnesses!

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Cindy, how could you?
How much did they pay you?:foottap

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Uh....I don't think Cindy takes bribes.

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r u shure?:foottap

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Cindy, do you take bribes?

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NO

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Oh Cindy, hi, uh, of course you don't whatever gave me that idea!


Run!:bolt

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See...I told ya.

Why did you not believe me?

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Troublemaker!:foottap

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:ursofunny

At least we aren't talking about hair length in this thread.

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NO! But Ron would probably be better off if he was!


Ron, did you hear about the man that was celebrating his 50th wedding anniversary? They asked how he did it. He responded, "On our 25th anniversary I took her to Paris, France. On our 50th I went back and got her!"

With the rate you're going with this post you might keep this in mind!

Been Thinkin

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:banghead

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...

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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her Not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And then the fight started.....

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And here is my favorite one yet!

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy ......... That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....

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:ursofunny

Ron, you really ought to pay attention to Brother Been here.

Bro Been thin king, were you 'the man' who took your wife to Paris?

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:nod

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Randy, how's the weather there? Is your dog house heated? Just wonderin'

Been Thinkin

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NO, NO it wasn't me! Really! Honestly! Truth is I just recently took mine to Hawaii celebrating our 50th. And that's the Gospel Truth! I promise!

BT