My wife just came up to me, gave me a hug & whispered in my ear, "honey, tell me you love me!"
I looked at her, smiled, and said, "okay, you love me!"
I don't think that was the answer she wanted, but I still get to sleep in the house!
I then said to her, "I whant, to bee your hiro baby!"
She said, "stop spitting on me with that latin lisp!
I mean, why would she tell her that she loved me? I know that alrady!
Anyone else have problems communicating with your better half?