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Help, cut roast in three sections
Grilled the first section of it and it didn't come out right.
What should I do to tenderize? Explain, Google isn't a help because it is only for those who seek multiple explanations out of paying their tithes, or drinking Welch's grape juice for the Lord's supper. How do I tenderize this? Also the piece of meat I already cooked I don't want to lose it? What can I do with it to salvage it? HELP!!!!! |
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When all else fails, Crock Pot is great.
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Let me break it down for you. Get a half gallon of wine. Or whatever size wine comes in. You also need about four pounds of bacon, the good stuff, thick cut and peppered. A cedar plank is helpful to cook the roast on. Wrap the roast with bacon until you can’t see any roast, let the bacon cover the plank as well. Cook your meal as you normally would, until your bacon is perfectly done. Unwrap your bacon from the roast and your cedar plank. Eat the bacon and the cedar plank, make stew out of the roast. Drink the wine with the meal. Don’t get drunk, that would be sinful. Drink just enough to make you feel good. (Cheer your heart, Sean can help with exactly how many glasses this is.) Be sure and ask the blessing first. This recipe can be adjusted to taste. (More wine to help you feel better about the tough roast etc. .) Enjoy Oh. And next time buy ribeye . That part about getting on google and all those ways to get out of paying tithes is weird. Do you think God’s trying to tell you something? |
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Howbout my Carp recipe.
Get your Carp and lay it out on a pine board. Add your favorite seasonings inside and out. Heat the oven to 400 degrees and cook for 30 minutes. Remove your Carp, scrape it off into the garbage can and eat the board. When you wake up with your hangover in the morning you will realize what Sean talked you into...LOL |
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TM is Sean's Minnie Me? :lol
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I see how you’re gonna be! |
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Or, tenderize the other two portions before you cook them so they come our right? |
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He is the cook of the forum. :) |
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Been there, done that. |
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To tenderize uncooked roast, I marinate in a mix of oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, garlic powder, maybe Italian seasonings or oregano, sage, basil, etc. I marinate my roast for approximately .1/2 to 1 hour, then put it on the pit. I cook it rare to medium rare and serve immediately if at all possible. I prefer chuck roast from the local butcher shop, not rubber faux roast from Wally World. :) I found marinating over 1 hour makes it fall apart and it becomes more like a crock potted roast - not good for the grill. If you take the cooked roast, throw it in a crock pot or slow cooker with taters, carrots, onions, tomatoes, lots of butter, seasonings, etc, and cook it for about 4-6 hours (depending on size, add water if needed during cooking) it should fall apart with a fork, no knife needed, should be tender. |
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I'm hungry now.
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That’s it!!!! Thank you! |
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