I Saw Santa Smoking
 

Santa pulled up beside us tonight in an old SUV and he was smoking a cigarette. I think I'm warped for life.:santaclaus

Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
 

Well, in the Night Before Christmas or A Visit from St. Nicholas he was a pipe smoker.

Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
 

These are some old pictures from the story.

These are the "old landmarks" with a pipe smoking Santa.

Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
 

bah,humbug-i saw Batman drinking beer with wonderwoman when I was in the pizza business. They were hired for some kid's party.

Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
 

Ah, the good ol' days, when it was manly to smoke the pipe. :gift

Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
 

His eyes — how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.

Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
 

He's just getting used to his ultimate destination!

Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
 

It must not have been the real Santa.

Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
 

Ah yes, the imposter....:santaclaus

Re: I Saw Santa Smoking
 

I agree...an imposter...