What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

Unfortunately for all of you, I have found myself with more time to AFF- and I was thinking about the commonly used "unspoken" answer given when people are asking others to pray for them-

so... TIC (tounge in cheek)- what would you NOT want to VERBALIZE in asking for prayer?

"I have spent much time thinking of the perfect murder, with my Mother-In -Law as the victim"

"I have been having immoral thoughts about the man who delivers water to our office building"

"I need strenth in passing up the M&M bowl"

C'mon AFFers- Make me giggle~!!!

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

"Can I just wake up in the morning and be slim like I was in 1979"

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

"Help all those AFFers agree with me."

Oh, wait. You said TIC. Never mind.

:toofunny

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

That Timmy would finally be nominated and win the GS election!

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

"You are soooo right Timmy", "I never thought about it that way"

Nope.... Can't do it! :ursofunny

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

:heeheehee

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

I would not pray for DA to get that job in St Louis or Hazelton or even Missouri !

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

"I was dieting for my wedding and ate the chips with Olestra and now I can't wear my white gown for fear that it will get Orange spots"... (Alli takers and Olestra eaters will get this)

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

A new wife.

Re: What would you NOT ask for prayer for? (TIC!)
 

what's wrong with the old one?

:grampa