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Charnock

11-02-2010 09:25 PM

Are You Really Apostolic?

Do you talk in tongues?
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus?

Is your home television-free?
Do you dress according to your gender?

Do you attend church faithfully?
Do you tithe to your local church?

Do you run the aisles?
Do you dance in church?

Do you witness?

Charnock

11-02-2010 09:28 PM

Re: Are You Really Apostolic?

Do you believe the doctrine of the Trinity is damnable?

Cindy

11-02-2010 09:28 PM

Re: Are You Really Apostolic?

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Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982597)

Running the aisles and dancing in church makes you Apostolic?

*AQuietPlace*

11-02-2010 09:29 PM

Re: Are You Really Apostolic?

Some of your follow-up questions don't relate to your original question. :D

Jack Shephard

11-02-2010 09:29 PM

Re: Are You Really Apostolic?

I answered no to lots of these.

Charnock

11-02-2010 09:30 PM

Re: Are You Really Apostolic?

You're not Apostolic if you answer no.

notofworks

11-02-2010 09:31 PM

Re: Are You Really Apostolic?

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Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982597)

Do you talk in tongues? •No
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus? •Yes

Is your home television-free? •Nope, Giants won.
Do you dress according to your gender? •Just about everyone does.

Do you attend church faithfully? •Probably more than you, yes.
Do you tithe to your local church? •No, but I give, usually much more than 10%. This year, about 60%.

Do you run the aisles? •I wouldn't dare.
Do you dance in church? •We have choreographed dancing, yes.

Do you witness? •Everyone does whether they realize it or not.

If you believe the answers to these questions determines if one is apostolic, then you are not apostolic.

notofworks

11-02-2010 09:33 PM

Re: Are You Really Apostolic?

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Originally Posted by Charnock (Post 982605)

You're not Apostolic if you answer no.

I have a son in a wheelchair. Can he be apostolic if he doesn't run the aisles?

Charnock

11-02-2010 09:33 PM

Re: Are You Really Apostolic?

Quote:

Originally Posted by notofworks (Post 982608)

If you believe the answers to these questions determines if one is apostolic, then you are not apostolic.

Oh come on. You know you want to be a real Apostolic.

Charnock

11-02-2010 09:34 PM

Re: Are You Really Apostolic?

Quote:

Originally Posted by notofworks (Post 982610)

I have a son in a wheelchair. Can he be apostolic if he doesn't run the aisles?

Absolutely.

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