You might be an AFF Redneck if.......
 

Just wondering if there might be any Rednecks on AFF. If so how would you identify them?

Okay....Here's one. "You might be an AFF Redneck if you believe Elder Epley agrees with everyone on this forum!"

Been Thinkin

Re: You might be an AFF Redneck if.......
 

If you have more cars in your yard, then teeth in your mouth ,you might be a redneck.

Re: You might be an AFF Redneck if.......
 

Are you calling rednecks stupid?

Re: You might be an AFF Redneck if.......
 

Mmmm... Normally I am pretty good at this except I am finding that the concept of "AFF Redneck" doesn't lend itself to particularly good humor.

Now if we were to come up with EA Redneck (Everyone's Apostolic) jokes, they practically write themselves!

Re: You might be an AFF Redneck if.......
 

Now that's as wrong as two boys kissin!






:heeheehee

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Your church could be considered a redneck church if......

The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.

People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.

When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to lift (help in receiving) the offering", five guys and two women stand up.

You know a sista who got her hair caught in a ceiling fan.

Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.

A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of,"

The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."

They are known as "water dogs" because they baptize by immersion.

Boone's Farm "Tickle Pink" is the favorite wine for communion.

Some of the bruthas and sistas bring a spit cup with them to church.

In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.

Baptism is referred to as "branding."

The water is really dirty after footwashing.

There is a special fund raiser for a new church septic tank.

Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.

High notes on the organ set the dogs to howling.

People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.

The baptismal font is a #2 galvanized livestock watering trough.

The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.

The collection plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy.

Re: You might be an AFF Redneck if.......
 

Come on! You AFFers seem to be afraid to step out and "partake!"

You might be an "AFF Redneck" if you think Miss Brattified doesn't have an opinion about anything.

You might be an "AFF Redneck" if you think that "NOW" is the kindest and easiest AFFer to get along with! (Wait and see!!!!) :icecream

You might be an "AFF Redneck" if you think DAII has no "bone to pick" with anyone!

Come on...help me out. I don't want to be the only one "in trouble" on AFF.

Been Thinkin

Re: You might be an AFF Redneck if.......
 

You might be a Redneck if you think Cindy won't whop you upside the head! :smack

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:highfive

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I think some of y'all might be rednecks in disguise.