funniest thing you ever heard a preacher say
 

rules: has to be something you actually heard a preacher say. that will rule out jokes and fabrications.

Years ago, the pentecostal church I attended was about a 50/50 black and white congregation.

I guess many of our black sisters were wearing hair extentions of some sort to church.

Some preachers considered this a breach of standards.

One preacher said, from the pulpit, "some of you have more hair in your drawers (he meant dresser drawers) then you do on your head.

We could not help laughing.

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That reminds me of a service I attended in Evansvile Indianna. Our choir went to a southern Baptist black church on a sunday afternoon to sing. The spirirt of the Lord Jesus began to move within the church and people were responding with tears and verbal commments. All of a sudden one of the black sisters grabbed the wig off of her head and threw it across the church and then jumped up and started to run in circles around the church. It was really funny because all those ladies who stood around in the inside of the church during the service and were dressed in white, they took off trying to catch her. When they got her finally, they were all fanning her with those fans that had pictures of Jesus on them and hand the wooden handles. Some of you won't remember them, it was before airconditioning was invented.

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a minister in the church i grew up in was getting married on a Sat afternoon following a fellowship meeting. he and his fiance were there with the best man and his wife who was 8 months into her pregnancy.
of course most everyone knew that Ed's wedding to Joy was the next day and most knew both Ed and Joy.
Ed has lead of the service and he makes comment to how excited he is to be getting married and he wants his fiance to testify and then he keeps on talking for a few minutes and then calls the name of the pregnant best man's wife, who proceeds to stand up and testify. EVERYONE caught it, SO either they were laughing at the mistake or gasping at the 'pregnant' fiance who was standing up to testify.

SAME MAN
my sister is getting married, she never was a skinny minnie but she wasn't a big girl either. lets say she was blessed with a lot of curves. SO my sister had been the church secretary, organist, choir leader, sunday school teacher, and anything else that my dad or brother could get her to do. Ed gets up the last service my sister is going to be there and makes the comment, Sis Connie sure is going to leave a BIIIIIIG seat to fill in this place when she is gone. He caught what he said and realized how bad it sounded and he started trying to back peddle and only made it worse by saying, well you know what I mean, that organ bench is pretty wide and she fills it up.

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"Do you _______ take this man _______, to . . . . and obey?

I bust out laughing every time.


(j/k :heeheehee)

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You parents need to watch your children out in parking lot after church, ya never know what kind of pervert might be around, (there was a gay man and known child abuser in back row)

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He was talking about witnessing opportunities...

"Every single person out there has a crack. We need to find it and fill it!"

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Bwahahahahaha



That one is funny Hoovie!

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Another funny one I heard by a rather inexperienced MC,

"Let's all continue to pray for Sis. "Smith" - who is struggling with prostate cancer."