funniest thing you ever heard a preacher say

[Amanah]

rules: has to be something you actually heard a preacher say. that will rule out jokes and fabrications.

Years ago, the pentecostal church I attended was about a 50/50 black and white congregation.

I guess many of our black sisters were wearing hair extentions of some sort to church.

Some preachers considered this a breach of standards.

One preacher said, from the pulpit, "some of you have more hair in your drawers (he meant dresser drawers) then you do on your head.

We could not help laughing.