Women Are Weird
 

My wife just came up to me, gave me a hug & whispered in my ear, "honey, tell me you love me!"
I looked at her, smiled, and said, "okay, you love me!"
I don't think that was the answer she wanted, but I still get to sleep in the house!

I then said to her, "I whant, to bee your hiro baby!"
She said, "stop spitting on me with that latin lisp!

I mean, why would she tell her that she loved me? I know that alrady!

Anyone else have problems communicating with your better half?:foottap

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How can you communicate with your better half when you can't even think straight? :)

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You mean women can't think straight--I get it now!:heeheehee

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:rolleyes2

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started.

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RW... do you still HAVE a wife?


:laffatu

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:ursofunny