Men Are ...????
 

Okay, ladies here's your chance! Women Are Weird, (according to Ron) and Men Are ....???? (according to Been Thinkin!)


A husband and wife were going through a rocky phase and were giving each other the silent treatment.

One day, at the height of hostilities, he realised that he needed his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. so that he could catch an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper: "Please wake me at 5 a.m."

The next morning, he woke to discover that it was 9 a.m. and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to confront his wife when he noticed a piece of paper on his pillow.

The paper read: "It is 5 a.m. Wake up."



A man was married to the worst cook in the world. One evening he came home from work to find her in floods of tears.

"It's a disaster," she wailed. "The cat's eaten your dinner!"

"Never mind" said the husband. "I'll buy you a new cat."

Been Thinkin

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Two husbands were discussing the state of their marriages.

One said: "My wife always complains that I don't help with the housework."

The other said: "Mine constantly complains that I never listen to her-or something like that."


Been Thinkin

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Cindy..... I guess you might as well merge this with Ron's "Women Are Weird" post. You women are smart enough not to post about us guys. No one has responded so I'm okay with you just adding this to Ron's collection! :heeheehee

Been Thinkin

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I'll bite, BT!

Men are like Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

Men are like Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

:heeheehee

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Oh, what a christian thing to post. :foottap

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Men are like Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

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Men are like the Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

:thumbsup :heeheehee

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HA Ha PO. Good ones! :happydance And when they do mature I guess they're not worth much!

BT

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Yea, it reminds me of your Jack Daniels avatar, El Payaso.

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What avatar?