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Men Are ...????
Okay, ladies here's your chance! Women Are Weird, (according to Ron) and Men Are ....???? (according to Been Thinkin!)
A husband and wife were going through a rocky phase and were giving each other the silent treatment.
One day, at the height of hostilities, he realised that he needed his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. so that he could catch an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper: "Please wake me at 5 a.m."
The next morning, he woke to discover that it was 9 a.m. and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to confront his wife when he noticed a piece of paper on his pillow.
The paper read: "It is 5 a.m. Wake up."
A man was married to the worst cook in the world. One evening he came home from work to find her in floods of tears.
"It's a disaster," she wailed. "The cat's eaten your dinner!"
"Never mind" said the husband. "I'll buy you a new cat."
Been Thinkin
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I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
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