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Originally Posted by jfrog
Just to be clear,
Still running around the church
Still walking on pews
Ceased devilless floor convulsing
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We don't use pews now,,we wwlk on folding chairs.
If we really feel it we might slam a chair over someone's back.
Due to inflation, tithing has gone up from 10% to 15.4%
We give out Mc Donald's monopoly game cards in exchange for offerings.
Oh...and preachers are "mailing" it in from home