WOW, I'm on staff at a Mega Church. Where is my new Lincoln?!!!
My first class in attendance:
"Good morning!! Praise the Lord who makes everything beautiful in it's time! Today, we will be talking our more intimate questions to paper and we will divide up the class today. The men will go with my wonderful husband and the ladies we will stay here."
"Now, write your questions down and we will go through each one."
"Let me see, hmmmm, first question is..."
"HE WANTS TO DO WHAT? Did he buy you that new dress?"
"Then you tell him - NO - some things come with a price."
"Next question..."
How did I do, Abigail?!!!!
