AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-church?

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by MissBrattified

Hmmmm...

Pastor - rrford. Wise, good with people, conservative enough to respect the older people, progressive enough to appeal to the younger generation.

Co-Pastor - mfblume - great teacher, offers a lot of stability & dependability, could definitely watch over everything in the pastor's absence.

Youth Pastors - PhilJones & Pastor Poster

Outreach Directors - Old Paths and Daniel Alicea

Missions - Sister Alvear - no contest.

Music Director - Pianoman! I'd have to bring BHILL on board as the bass "player and resident keep-the-MD-in-line person. StMark for the organist and choir director....Dora as one of the praise singers....I'd want to be part of that praise team, too....

Worship Leader - Not sure...I don't know who sings. I think the worship leader needs to be able to carry a tune, but charisma is equally important for this job.

Drama Director - Rico. With the help of TheMrs, rgcraig, Ronzo & Chewy.

Small Groups Ministry (Cell Groups) - Keith4Him

Young Couples Group - Pressing On. Teaching-wise...I think she has a healthy perspective on what it takes to make marriage and family work, and wouldn't be a fuddy-duddy about sex. (obviously...LOL) ...fun enough to plan some great fellowship, serious enough to plan great teaching opportunities.

Sunday School Director - ForeverBlessed
Bus Ministry - Bro-Larry - Obviously cares about kids, and would work well with FB
Events Coordinator - Timlan -
Secretary - stmatthew.

Evangelist[s] - Coonskinner, Atlanta Bishop, Bill Price, BrotherEastman, SteveEpley (what a great group, right? LOL!)

Prison/Jail Ministry - Evang. Benincasa & Scott Hutchinson (Good Cop/Bad Cop, and not in that order)

Teachers:

College & Career - Newman & Stephen Hoover
Teen - Carpenter & Raven
PreTeen - Ferd & Jeanie
Intermediates/Primary - Amazing Grace and Lady Coonskinner
Kindergarten - Chax (where did she go?) & Darcy
Preschool - Falla39 & TheMrs.
Nursery - Margies3 & Esther

WOW, I'm on staff at a Mega Church. Where is my new Lincoln?!!!

My first class in attendance:

"Good morning!! Praise the Lord who makes everything beautiful in it's time! Today, we will be talking our more intimate questions to paper and we will divide up the class today. The men will go with my wonderful husband and the ladies we will stay here."

"Now, write your questions down and we will go through each one."

"Let me see, hmmmm, first question is..."

"HE WANTS TO DO WHAT? Did he buy you that new dress?"

"Then you tell him - NO - some things come with a price."

"Next question..."

How did I do, Abigail?!!!!