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Originally Posted by Tina
Ideas found online:
Set of batteries with a tag reading "toy not included."
Home-Made Electric Dishwasher and Dryer: Duct tape an extension cord to a dish cloth and hand towel.
Hillbilly Briefcase: Sew the legs closed on a large pair of men’s underwear. Cut two "handles" out of cardboard and glue them inside the band of the underwear.
Snowman Poop: Put some mini marshmallows in a zip-lock baggy with the following note, "This party is fun, but here's the scoop. I was a cheap gift giver so all you get is snowman's poop!" (Could also use chocolate covered peanuts or raisins and rename it "Reindeer Poop". )
A Box of chocolates, with one or two pieces missing-- and include a photo inside the box-- of the gift giver putting a piece of the candy in their mouth.  |
Love it! Or a box of chocolates with tooth marks in every piece!