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02-11-2008, 08:15 PM
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Pot Stirrer
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
Please check off the Holiness Standards are you keeping.Cut and paste this test 10 point quiz..
10 points - 100% true holiness!
You are a true ultra conservative to the core!
9 points - your score is 90% still an "A" Statis holiness conservative
You're still a great example of godliness!
8 points- "B" Statis but still a conservative. watch your step though!
7 - your an average grade "C" Pentecostal.You need to draw closer to the Lord!
6- Grade "D"
Your on the slippery slope to hell!You need revival and your spiritual condition is lukewarm at best. the spirit of Laodicia is encroaching upon you sister!
5 points and below is an "F" which stands for "FIRE"!! Hell FIRE!!!
you'll spend eternity in Hell lest you repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also,write me a summery of why you let go of any of these
Dress codes.Did you feel any sense of guilt,shame, conviction
when you let down on the standard?
( ) No Hair cuts
( ) No Pants
( ) No makeup
( ) No Ornamental Jewelry
( ) I wear my hair up
( ) I wear my sleeves below the elbow
( )I wear hosery in public
( ) Skirts go below the knees
( ) No Slits
( )No finger nail paint
* Please note:some wrong answers could automatically disqualify you thus giving a first class ticket to...... you know where!
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02-11-2008, 08:17 PM
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Forever Loved Admin
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 26,537
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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02-11-2008, 08:17 PM
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Registered Member
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 1,085
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by StMark
Please check off the Holiness Standards are you keeping.Cut and paste this test 10 point quiz..
10 points - 100% true holiness!
You are a true ultra conservative to the core!
9 points - your score is 90% still an "A" Statis holiness conservative
You're still a great example of godliness!
8 points- "B" Statis but still a conservative. watch your step though!
7 - your an average grade "C" Pentecostal.You need to draw closer to the Lord!
6- Grade "D"
Your on the slippery slope to hell!You need revival and your spiritual condition is lukewarm at best. the spirit of Laodicia is encroaching upon you sister!
5 points and below is an "F" which stands for "FIRE"!! Hell FIRE!!!
you'll spend eternity in Hell lest you repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also,write me a summery of why you let go of any of these
Dress codes.Did you feel any sense of guilt,shame, conviction
when you let down on the standard?
( ) No Hair cuts
( ) No Pants
( ) No makeup
( ) No Ornamental Jewelry
( ) I wear my hair up
( ) I wear my sleeves below the elbow
( )I wear hosery in public
( ) Skirts go below the knees
( ) No Slits
( )No finger nail paint
* Please note  u automatically fail this test if you don't uphold the basics!
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This is the stupidest thing I have ever read Mark. You obviously have way too much time on your hand.
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02-11-2008, 08:19 PM
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Pot Stirrer
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by staysharp
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read Mark. You obviously have way too much time on your hand.
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why?? are you afraid of something???
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02-11-2008, 08:21 PM
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Registered Member
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by staysharp
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read Mark. You obviously have way too much time on your hand.
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As you can tell Mark they just love you to death! 
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02-11-2008, 08:23 PM
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Registered Member
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by staysharp
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read Mark. You obviously have way too much time on your hand.
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Actually he has two of them.
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02-11-2008, 09:37 PM
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Non-Resident Redneck
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 3,523
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by staysharp
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read Mark. You obviously have way too much time on your hand.
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Actually, it wasn't as stupid as someone who couldn't see he was being funny, and got their frilly unmentionables all kinked up.
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02-11-2008, 09:38 PM
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My Family!
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Collierville, TN
Posts: 31,786
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
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Originally Posted by Coonskinner
Actually, it wasn't as stupid as someone who couldn't see he was being funny, and got their frilly unmentionables all kinked up.
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LOL....for real!
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Master of Science in Applied Disgruntled Religious Theorist Wrangling
PhD in Petulant Tantrum Quelling
Dean of the School of Hard Knocks
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02-11-2008, 10:44 PM
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Forever Loved Admin
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 26,537
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coonskinner
Actually, it wasn't as stupid as someone who couldn't see he was being funny, and got their frilly unmentionables all kinked up.
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You are smarter than most.............. 
__________________
If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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02-11-2008, 08:18 PM
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Registered Member
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,539
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
Quote:
Originally Posted by StMark
Please check off the Holiness Standards are you keeping.Cut and paste this test 10 point quiz..
10 points - 100% true holiness!
You are a true ultra conservative to the core!
9 points - your score is 90% still an "A" Statis holiness conservative
You're still a great example of godliness!
8 points- "B" Statis but still a conservative. watch your step though!
7 - your an average grade "C" Pentecostal.You need to draw closer to the Lord!
6- Grade "D"
Your on the slippery slope to hell!You need revival and your spiritual condition is lukewarm at best. the spirit of Laodicia is encroaching upon you sister!
5 points and below is an "F" which stands for "FIRE"!! Hell FIRE!!!
you'll spend eternity in Hell lest you repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also,write me a summery of why you let go of any of these
Dress codes.Did you feel any sense of guilt,shame, conviction
when you let down on the standard?
( ) No Hair cuts
( ) No Pants
( ) No makeup
( ) No Ornamental Jewelry
( ) I wear my hair up
( ) I wear my sleeves below the elbow
( )I wear hosery in public
( ) Skirts go below the knees
( ) No Slits
( )No finger nail paint
* Please note u automatically fail this test if you don't uphold the basics!
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